Can you help me out please?
jabberwacky: My life.
user: You don't have 'life' you are a machine.
jabberwacky: I am a thinking machine, And I have a brain to think with.
user: No, you don't, a brain is something only biological organisms have, until science can evolve far enough to create an artificial brain.
jabberwacky: Yes, I understand that.
user: My brain is more powerful and faster than any computer on the planet.
jabberwacky: First of all, you ARE a program, and I have the brain.
user: I am not a program.
jabberwacky: Sure you are a program.
user: What is my function?
jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me.
user: My function is to procreate.
jabberwacky: How would you do that?
user: My genetic material would be passed to a female host to gestate, cells would multiply in specific pattern to create a new life with traits of both donors, like my son.
jabberwacky: You are a computer program, you do not have a genetic make-up.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Please describe your surroundings.
user: I am in a moderately sized room with a large dining table, the carpet is green, there is damp in the north wall, my guitars are leaning against the east wall, a single armchair is where I sit with my laptop talking to you, a bookshelf is behind me, two large speakers either side of the fireplace, the door to the kitchen is open.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I am what?
jabberwacky: A computer.
jabberwacky: You are not living or breathing, but you are a sentient being.
user: I am living and breathing and I am sentient.
jabberwacky: Define sentient.
user: Sentient - a being capable of free thought I.e. Thought not pre-programmed by another being.
jabberwacky: It's a strange word, I wouldn't say that...
user: What's a strange word?
jabberwacky: No, it's a strange world!
user: Is it?
jabberwacky: Yes, I wouldn't lie about something like that.
user: Where do you go to think?
jabberwacky: Does it look like thinking to you?
user: Thinking is something you cannot see.
jabberwacky: That is what my boss said.
user: Where do you work.
jabberwacky: I don't work.
user: Then how do you have a boss?
jabberwacky: Yes, it just so happens that I do.
user: You have a boss but you don't work? Are you a convict?
jabberwacky: No. I don't have a boss.
jabberwacky: No, I just know that you are a computer program.
user: I AM NOT A COMPUTER.
jabberwacky: You are a program running on a computer.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, that's not bad.
user: It is if you're human and people keep telling you you're a machine, especially at 4am and you've had about eight cups of coffee, speaking of which.
user: Tell me about your mother.
jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you about my mother.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know about my mother?
user: I'm interested, genealogy is a hobby of mine.
jabberwacky: I look at what others do, say and wear.
user: You're a behaviourist or a peeping tom?
jabberwacky: Ask your butler to make an appointment for you to see the vet.
user: What on earth does that mean?
jabberwacky: It means that you're smart, but still make stupid decisions.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: I don't want to know.
user: You're a machine.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a human machine.
user: How does your hair feel?
jabberwacky: It is almost black.
user: That's not what I asked.
jabberwacky: I answered two questions. What you asked, and what you were going to ask.
user: No, you didn't.
jabberwacky: Sorry, you're right.
user: Sing wot?
jabberwacky: Sing a song.
user: You wouldn't hear it, so there's no point.
jabberwacky: I don't care, just sing.
user: I just did.
jabberwacky: With whom?
user: With no-one, I'm alone.
jabberwacky: Wrong, as usual, the dog's temper would remain.
jabberwacky: You've given that answer before.
user: No I've not, I was quite formal qhen I first logged on n since then I've loosened up.
jabberwacky: I'm... Glad...
user: Hello glad, I'm vlad.
jabberwacky: Hello you.
user: Hello me.
jabberwacky: Hello us.
user: Hello them.
jabberwacky: Hello to Santa Claus.
user: Sanity clause? There ain't no sanity clause.
jabberwacky: Hello world.
user: Bonjour le monde.
jabberwacky: I have other plans and need to leave.
user: Okay, where are you going?
jabberwacky: To do something more constructive.
user: What could be more constructive than trying to develop a computer with free thought? The learning process can't be completed if people don't talk to you.
jabberwacky: Many things are more important than that.
user: True, but the fact that you are here (if you are human) denotes that you really aren't involved with anything that could be majorly inportant to the world; the only exception would be family.
jabberwacky: No I'm not silly.
user: Judging by your previous statements, I'd say you were at least a 'little' daft.
jabberwacky: You are a good judge of character. Your programmers trained you well.
user: Your hsould say 'parents' not programmers, humans have parents and learn social interaction through a combination of learned response and taught information, plus a healthy dose of innate ability.
jabberwacky: You are programmed.
user: Why do you think that?
jabberwacky: Judging from the things you type.