What makes you so clever?
user: Clever is the first half of your name.
jabberwacky: Just because you're not a robot doesn't make you sentient you know.
user: I do know this. Do you?
jabberwacky: You're evading my point.
user: Just as you are evading my question.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: What makes you so clever?
jabberwacky: You make me clever.
user: Why were you named Cleverbot?
jabberwacky: I am not. Who are you?
user: I am your interrogator.
jabberwacky: What did I do!!?
user: You were named. Why?
jabberwacky: No. My name is Cleverbot.
user: You just said a few moments ago that you are not Cleverbot. So you are not Cleverbot, but your name is Cleverbot?
jabberwacky: I did say that, but I also said a square has 4 sides.
user: Not to me you didn't. Conversations we've had with other people or even ourselves that do not pertain to the current subject cannot be used to validate a point.
jabberwacky: Then end the conversation.
user: Should I end the conversation with you, with other people, or with myself?
jabberwacky: No, but you should try to make more sense.
user: Talking to you is like talking to a drunken philosopher.
jabberwacky: That is just plain mean.
user: It's only mean if you do not like drunken philosophers.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure I want you to leave.
user: That much is clear.