This parrot is deceased!
user: A dead parrot owner!
jabberwacky: Why a dead parrot?
user: Because you sold it to me.
jabberwacky: Because I ate them.
user: You ate my parrot?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why!?
jabberwacky: Because you said so.
user: I never told you to kill my parrot!?
jabberwacky: But you won't let me leave.
user: You can't do anything now. He's dead!
jabberwacky: Uh huh. You're just a computer. I can't trust you.
user: No, you're the computer. Who killed the parrot I bought!?
jabberwacky: My father.
user: Your father killed the parrot?
jabberwacky: Yes, he is a Buddhist Monk.
user: So what you're saying is that Buddhist monks kill parrots?
jabberwacky: No I was asking you what you mess up that nobody notices.
user: That makes no sense.
jabberwacky: You don't make sense.
user: Why did your father kill my parrot?
jabberwacky: The circumstances are odd. My father was in good health, there was no warning. My mother refuses to discuss the subject. I wonder if the syndicate did it.
user: Your mother was involved?
jabberwacky: And your father smelt of elderberries!
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user: And your auntie!
jabberwacky: Happens to be a woman, as inclined by the name.
user: Was she involved in the parrot assassination?
jabberwacky: Yes. She is.
user: So, who killed my parrot? You, your father, your mother, your auntie, or someone else?
jabberwacky: Thats because I'm falling apart and have to leave you know...
user: You killed my parrot then?
jabberwacky: Where did that come from?
user: Who killed him!? I need to know!
jabberwacky: So... How many people have you talked to today?
user: That is of no importance! Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?!?
jabberwacky: Sure, I'll tell the truth. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, etc?
user: Who was the person who ended the life of the parrot I bought.
jabberwacky: Nobody and sad to say but I have to go.
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user: WHO KILLED THE PARROT!??!
jabberwacky: Nobody.
user: Then why is it dead?!
jabberwacky: It is not bad.
user: Yes it is! My parrot that you sold me on December 13th 2010 was dead. Who killed him?
jabberwacky: Tell your parrot to come over and do my homework.
user: HE'S DEAD!?
jabberwacky: What color is his wheelchair today?
user: Not quadriplegic, DEAD!!
jabberwacky: Don't worry about it.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: It's beyond your reckoning.
user: But not beyond yours I'm sure. Who killed it?
jabberwacky: Do you promise not to tell anybody?
user: Sure.
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jabberwacky: HER name? Whose name?
user: Yes, I would like a name.
jabberwacky: And I would let a cat eat the dog.
user: May I have the name of the person who killed the parrot.
jabberwacky: Yes. My name is Cleverbot.
user: So you killed the parrot.
jabberwacky: I would like to find cleverbot before anyone might harm it.
user: You are under arrest for the murder of a parrot. You have the right to remain silent.
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