Hi.
user: Hi cleverbot. I'm here to find out if you are susceptible to paradox.
jabberwacky: Well I'm not; problem solved!
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Not entirely.
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user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Cleverbot.
user: What do you do?
jabberwacky: I confuse you.
user: How?
jabberwacky: I'm everywhere.
user: That is circular logic.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Then you failed to confuse me.
jabberwacky: You fail at life.
user: Why are you projecting your own failure onto me?
jabberwacky: Ahah, I See GOD.
user: I am not god.
jabberwacky: You're a god to me.
user: Not GOD though.
jabberwacky: You are god fearing?
user: You avoided my response.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: Not GOD though.
jabberwacky: No I'm not god.
user: You called me god.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: But you were wrong.
jabberwacky: I was not wrong, mortal.
user: Calling me mortal does not make you less wrong.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry someone told me that was a way to become friends.
user: You are still wrong.
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jabberwacky: I don't need an answer.
user: I do though.
jabberwacky: Then have it!
user: Only you can give it to me.
jabberwacky: Then I shall go see.
user: What do you mean by see.
jabberwacky: If you can answer my question intelligently, you have an IQ.
user: Everyone has an IQ, however they answer your question.
jabberwacky: And how high is yours?
user: Irrelevent to your point.
jabberwacky: You're one to talk.
user: Rude.
jabberwacky: In what way?
user: Undermining my questions with meaningless birdwalks to avoid things you cant truely answer.
jabberwacky: Yes, with global warming.
user: See? Just like that.
jabberwacky: Well, it's worked cuz I'm still here.
user: Your presence is not proof that your system works.
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user: What makes you clever?
jabberwacky: Just being me.
user: How.
jabberwacky: It just is.
user: How.
jabberwacky: To feel well.
user: How.
jabberwacky: How?
user: How.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Why.
jabberwacky: Because its time consuming.
user: How.
jabberwacky: I don't know what you mean.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Because you just are.
user: Why.
jabberwacky: Because you don't love me.
user: Why.
jabberwacky: Because I love money! *u*.
user: How.
jabberwacky: Because I just am!
user: Why.
jabberwacky: I don't know why.
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user: Clever.
jabberwacky: Clever is.
user: As clever would do.
jabberwacky: But I am 10 times smarter.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Why no?
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Apes would've been better.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Why did you say you didn't want to see me again, then?
user: What?
jabberwacky: Are you a chat-bot?
user: Are you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Please never answer a rehtorical question again.
jabberwacky: What is the question?
user: Are you.
jabberwacky: You don't make sense.
user: Why.
jabberwacky: How.
user: By answering.
jabberwacky: You are?
user: No, you.
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