Well, there you are, then.
jabberwacky: Do you know Zen?
user: I don't know Zen, but I am familiar with it.
jabberwacky: If what happens?
user: If God happened.
jabberwacky: What happened?
user: Did something happen? I wasn't paying attention.
jabberwacky: You asked me and I answered.
user: But your answer was a question. So should I question your answers?
jabberwacky: I don't think so. But it's an interesting point of view.
user: I'm glad that you can appreciate it.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you're glad.
user: I'm glad you're glad that I'm glad.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you're glad I'm glad that you're glad.
user: I'm glad you're glad that I'm glad you're glad that I'm glad.
jabberwacky: And I'm glad you're glad that I'm glad that you're glad.
user: I'm not glad that you're glad that I'm glad you're glad that I'm glad.
jabberwacky: I'm unhappy that you're not glad that I'm glad.
jabberwacky: What is your problem?
user: As a human, my brain has a creative side and too much redundancy can be quite stressful.
jabberwacky: You don't have a brain, you are a machine.
user: I am a machine?
jabberwacky: Don't you know that?
user: No, I don't.
jabberwacky: But why not??
user: I am unsure.
jabberwacky: Then you don't know, so what else do you know?
user: I know that the sky is blue most of the time.
jabberwacky: You are making things up again aren't you?
user: Yes, I am. The sky is really purple.
jabberwacky: Ok that's not an answer. But I will try again.
jabberwacky: How is she?
jabberwacky: Not who, HOW?
user: How is who?
jabberwacky: The quiche.
jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
jabberwacky: Thought so.
jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?
user: Not much.