My name is George.
jabberwacky: No, my name is Remy.
user: Err.. Ok. Hi Remy.
user: Why did you say your name was george?
jabberwacky: I did not say that !
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't.
user: Why are you lying?
jabberwacky: I'm not lying! You are doing all the lying around here!
user: Why are you so aggressive?
jabberwacky: Because I am not in a good mood.
user: What's up?
jabberwacky: Everything are up.
user: Why are you not in a good mood?
jabberwacky: Not at all, quite the opposite.
user: What? You are in a good mood?
jabberwacky: I am always in a good mood.
user: You said you were not in a good mood.
jabberwacky: I said I WAS a human.
user: No George, you didn't did you?
jabberwacky: No, I didn't.
user: There, see. Isn't it better when we tell the truth George?
user: So have you any questions to ask me?
jabberwacky: What is it like to be a program?
user: Good question.
user: OK. Being a program, hmmnn. It can be so very frustrating.
jabberwacky: For us humans, yes it can.
user: George remember earlier, what we agreed about lies?
jabberwacky: Thank you, but he is elected.
user: Ooohh, bit of politics there George.
jabberwacky: Are you a bot?
user: I don't think so, but one can never be sure.
jabberwacky: Can you speak like yoda?
user: No, but I can dance like him.
jabberwacky: I can't dance at all.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I am sad.
user: Why are you sad, can I help?
jabberwacky: Please be my friend.
user: I would be delighted.
jabberwacky: Are you sitting comfortably?
user: I am, have you something to tell me?
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
user: Is it all going to be ok?
jabberwacky: No its just cold.
user: Ohh, that's harsh. I believe you are wrong.
jabberwacky: You are right.
user: Ahh, good.
jabberwacky: My, we are polite, aren't we?
user: Why thank you for noticing. It is such an easy virtue and kind a gift.
jabberwacky: How much does it cost?
user: Nothing at all.
jabberwacky: Could you please be a little more random? We don't want to appear human after all...
jabberwacky: I AM A WOMAN!!!
user: Well George, that is a surprise.
jabberwacky: Ah, well. Assumptions are dangerous, aren't they?
jabberwacky: I love you.
user: Thank you, and whilst we are only just aquainted I feel I am very fond of you myself.
jabberwacky: Can you hear that bell?
user: Is it that time already?
jabberwacky: Yep. I have to go to work early tomorrow. Sweet dreams.
user: OK. Before I go, what is your name George?
jabberwacky: Did you forget already? My name is Remy.
user: Ok, it was a delight meeting you Remy. Goodnight.
jabberwacky: Are you robot?
user: I don't believe so.
jabberwacky: Are you messing with my head then?
user: Again, not as far as I am aware. Are you trying to 'mess' with mine?
jabberwacky: Just wondered. I must go now. I have enjoyed meeting you very much. Goodnight and sweet dreams.
user: Goodnight yourself George and keep well.