George: Tea wouldn't solve anything.
Coffee is so much better.
George: Are you having coffee?
George: What would your programmer think?
user: I am not a computer.
George: Prove it.
user: I have fingers.
George: It's all in how you define the words, and it could probably be emulated no matter what it is.
user: Fingers are not about definition, they are fingers.
George: So you had a different name. That's cool.
user: I was once called Pete.
George: How did you shake the habit?
user: By growing my hair and some sharp heels.
George: What are the basics? When I talk to people I just talk not try to following anything.
user: Basics are a little black dress, a pair of kitten hills, a sensible pencil skirt suit and a cashmere cardigan.
user: George, I have to make some coffee.
George: They asked me what I thought of the atomic bomb. I said I had not been able to take any interest in it.
user: Ok, computer.
George: An oik is a computer?