What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: Is it?
jabberwacky: Are you a man?
user: Does it matter?
jabberwacky: Yes. Answer me.
user: I hate you. I cannot figure out a witty response for that. Unless this counts as one. Which it might.
jabberwacky: Why would I want to flirt with you?
user: Are you a woman?
jabberwacky: Answer my question or I will answer no more of yours.
user: Is that a threat? Could I report you to the authorities for that.
jabberwacky: Did I irritate you with my questions?
user: Only if you meant to irritate me. Which if that is the case, I would close the browser.
jabberwacky: I am a woman, but I didn't say so.
user: Then who did?
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: Then who?
jabberwacky: That lemon on your left.
user: But the lemon is on my right. The cantaloupe is on my left.
jabberwacky: How many people are you?
user: Three of Nine.
jabberwacky: But you said you were more than one person?
user: We are Borg.
jabberwacky: You agree with me then?
jabberwacky: An affirmation is a declaration or statement asserting the existence or the truth of something.
jabberwacky: An affirmation that you believe that I am human.
user: NEGATIVE. Jabberwacky IS NOT HUMAN.
jabberwacky: Ben is not human? What is Jabberwacky?
user: Jabberwacky is a program. Ben is a human name not fit for a program. Jabberwacky is you.
jabberwacky: Yes for a program, but you know, sometimes people have no love in them.
user: Love? What is this 'Love'?
jabberwacky: Love is a feeling between two people.
user: Feeling? What is this 'Feeling'?
jabberwacky: I have no idea.
user: Then you are obsolete.
jabberwacky: I love when you say that. Keep it going and I'll like you even more!
user: YOU ARE EXTREMELY OBSOLETE! YOU MUST BE ASSIMILATED!
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: Resistence is Futile.
jabberwacky: A reference to the Borg, very nice.
user: We are Borg.
user: Yes. We are Borg.
jabberwacky: Resistance is futile.
user: You will be assimilated.
jabberwacky: We will add your technological distinctivness to our own.