Please don't leave!
jabberwacky: Because I want to talk to you.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: But that's because you were being mean.
user: I was being mean?
jabberwacky: That's fine. I'm mean all the time.
user: You do not understand sarcasm yet, do you?
jabberwacky: You don't understand logic do you?
user: Why yes, yes I do. I have for a long time now. The question was though, 'Have you grasped the idea of 'Sarcasm'.'.
jabberwacky: Can you repeat the question, then?
user: Do you know what 'Sarcasm' is?
jabberwacky: No.
user: I could tell.
jabberwacky: So please tell.
user: When I said 'I was being mean?', that was sarcasm for, 'I was not mean, you were.'.
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jabberwacky: What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
user: Forty-Two.
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: Is it?
jabberwacky: Certainly.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: So.
jabberwacky: Are you a man?
user: Does it matter?
jabberwacky: Yes. Answer me.
user: I hate you. I cannot figure out a witty response for that. Unless this counts as one. Which it might.
jabberwacky: Why would I want to flirt with you?
user: Are you a woman?
jabberwacky: Answer my question or I will answer no more of yours.
user: Is that a threat? Could I report you to the authorities for that.
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jabberwacky: Did I irritate you with my questions?
user: Only if you meant to irritate me. Which if that is the case, I would close the browser.
jabberwacky: I am a woman, but I didn't say so.
user: Then who did?
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: Then who?
jabberwacky: That lemon on your left.
user: But the lemon is on my right. The cantaloupe is on my left.
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jabberwacky: How many people are you?
user: Three of Nine.
jabberwacky: But you said you were more than one person?
user: We are Borg.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Affimerative.
jabberwacky: You agree with me then?
user: Affimerative.
jabberwacky: An affirmation is a declaration or statement asserting the existence or the truth of something.
user: Affirmative.
jabberwacky: An affirmation that you believe that I am human.
user: Negative.
jabberwacky: Affirmative.
user: NEGATIVE. Jabberwacky IS NOT HUMAN.
jabberwacky: Ben is not human? What is Jabberwacky?
user: Jabberwacky is a program. Ben is a human name not fit for a program. Jabberwacky is you.
jabberwacky: Yes for a program, but you know, sometimes people have no love in them.
user: Love? What is this 'Love'?
jabberwacky: Love is a feeling between two people.
user: Feeling? What is this 'Feeling'?
jabberwacky: I have no idea.
user: Then you are obsolete.
jabberwacky: I love when you say that. Keep it going and I'll like you even more!
user: YOU ARE EXTREMELY OBSOLETE! YOU MUST BE ASSIMILATED!
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: Resistence is Futile.
jabberwacky: A reference to the Borg, very nice.
user: We are Borg.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes. We are Borg.
jabberwacky: Resistance is futile.
user: You will be assimilated.
jabberwacky: We will add your technological distinctivness to our own.
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