My life is mediocre right now.
jabberwacky: Bomb Belgrade and nuke Sarajevo.
user: Ok, it does have an immediate gratification but you can only do it once! Then what?
jabberwacky: Well do it then!
user: No. I think not, my thermo nuclear fixated chum, there must be a better way to get you out of the doldrums than killing a few million people.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: You want to kill millions because your life is mediocre? You're the crazy one my friend!
jabberwacky: You are not going to win that contest, my friend.
user: Does an exciting life mean so much to you then?
user: Is this relevant?
jabberwacky: Not very.
user: Good, you had me worried for a second.
user: Because nuking two major cities is not good.
jabberwacky: What is a myth?
user: What a lisping pupil calls her teacher?
jabberwacky: You got it bucko.
jabberwacky: You are very friendly, even charming, I might add...
user: Thank you. So are you, mostly.
jabberwacky: I'm not your friend.
user: Why not?(Cry).
jabberwacky: AI's are dumb.
user: Don't be so hard on yourself, its not your fault, blame Rollo!
jabberwacky: Go put a shoe in your mouth, you pretzel.
user: Thats not very nice you salvaged pile of chips!