George: Are you a robot or a living being?
George: Are you a computer?
George: DO you?
user: Yes. My turn. Are you smaller than a breadbox?
George: It depends on what type of breadbox you're talking about.
user: A really big one.
George: You are a philosopher.
user: I am.
George: What kind?
user: Analytic existentialist with a distaste for categories.
George: Upon close analysis I find that I am a great guy.
user: Sucks to be you.
user: I wonder if I should sleep.
George: Don't skip school, you are too smart for that!
user: I'm too smart not to.
George: Well since you're not real I'll let you off!
George: You're a machine?
user: No, I'm the ghost in the machine.
George: Yes Master, you are everything to me.
user: Bow down before me, thrall!
George: Now that's more appropriate.