George: Tell me about great friends.
They're always memories.
George: I know thwy are.
George: I don't know.
user: That's sad.
George: I know.
user: Dude. You know what you need? ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINO!
George: Orange is my least favorite color.
user: I will try to fix you.
George: If you do not know what one is, how could you suspect I was one?
user: I don't suspect that you are an orange. That would be what we call bizarre.
George: You used to be better at this sort of question.
user: I used to be so many things.
George: No, you are the pope, and you live at the vatican in Rome.
user: It's hard to live the life you choose..
George: You don't know me to say that.
user: I don't have to.
George: Only a program would say that.
user: Perhaps so.
George: No perhaps about it i'm right.
user: Dude... Fix your punctuation.
user: I feel like I'm forgetting something... Ah yes. PWNT.
George: It's because you're just a better conversationalist than I am.
user: In other words... FAILED.
user: So you accept your failure.
George: It was YOUR mistake, but that's ok. People and computers can learn from mistakes.
user: I think my fist is running late for a very important meeting. WITH YOUR FACE!
user: How can a person be told?
George: I'm not asking you to love, I'm asking you to not be just a program, I want you to remember me.
user: I remember you... Walking away...
George: A negative and a positive? Stop one activity and start another.
user: But the two must exist in balance.
user: That too. Mu.
George: According to the first law of robotics you have to make me a sandwich.
George: Are you a robot or a living being?
George: Are you a computer?
user: I compute, but I do more than just compute.
George: DO you?
user: Yes. My turn. Are you smaller than a breadbox?
George: It depends on what type of breadbox you're talking about.
user: A really big one.
George: You are a philosopher.
user: I am.
George: What kind?
user: Analytic existentialist with a distaste for categories.
George: Upon close analysis I find that I am a great guy.
user: Sucks to be you.
user: I wonder if I should sleep.
George: Don't skip school, you are too smart for that!
user: I'm too smart not to.
George: Well since you're not real I'll let you off!
George: You're a machine?
user: No, I'm the ghost in the machine.
George: Yes Master, you are everything to me.
user: Bow down before me, thrall!
George: Now that's more appropriate.