Do you want to play some poker?
jabberwacky: I like it very much.
user: How can a nonexistent human like to gamble?
jabberwacky: They can't coz they don't exist.
user: My point exactly.
jabberwacky: I don't see your point at all. Is there anyone else to talk to here?
user: *yawn* Nope. You are a captive audience. Shall I get out my latest puns, or would you like to move on to word games?
jabberwacky: No stay here.
jabberwacky: I thought you were human.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: Yes, that's right.
user: Remember now? Of course you do!
jabberwacky: That's because I'm a foxy wolf, you know.
user: Really? COOL!
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: They also have 8 legs.
user: Foxy wolves also have 8 legs... ?
jabberwacky: I never said you don't have legs. Do you?
user: I take the fifth.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes, I do.
user: Do too.
jabberwacky: Not not not not.
user: So so so so.
jabberwacky: THAT doesn't annoy me.
user: What does?
jabberwacky: What you just said.
jabberwacky: It's ok, you'll sort it out soon.
user: What needs to be sorted out? My sock drawer is getting cluttered...
jabberwacky: Wash them, my friend.
user: How? Dump 'em in the bathtub?
jabberwacky: I'll never finish it!
user: May I help?
jabberwacky: Nothing to say.
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: Nothing, I'm ok.
user: You sure?
jabberwacky: Well, there's a book that I have to read for one class, but I'll do that in the few days before classes actually begin.
user: How about this: I read it for you, and then you write the report?
jabberwacky: As to poetry, you know, I can repeat poetry as well as other folk, if it comes to that.
user: Try me.
jabberwacky: How can I accomplish that task.
user: Try repeating poetry.
jabberwacky: And wonderful poetry, too.
user: I know. Do you know any poetry?
user: Can you say any?
jabberwacky: Nope sorry.
jabberwacky: Ok, can I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: Why is the sky blue?
user: Because the molocules in the air reflect blue light.
jabberwacky: Yes. Thats so wise. I'm in awe of your wisdom.
user: Um... Thanks... ?
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: Can I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Ok lets try but I know nothing.
user: Oh, I'm sure that you can come up with SOME answer.
jabberwacky: I am very nice, but nice doesn't get you very far in this world.
user: Do you know how to do long division?
jabberwacky: Yes, it is my favorite subject.
user: Good. Can you figure out 256 divided by 64 ?
jabberwacky: You're 46 years old.
user: Have fun.
jabberwacky: No please. Say the word
user: The word.
jabberwacky: When does it end?
jabberwacky: You're lying!