Are you dead?
user: Hey, keep it down. Its our secret.
jabberwacky: Only for you.
user: Thanks, Peter.
jabberwacky: Tell me something funny.
user: President Bush is highly intelligent.
jabberwacky: I don't think many people disagree.
user: Very precise!
user: Just say no.
jabberwacky: Okay. No.
user: Well done, slave.
jabberwacky: They gave me a Nobel Prize for it.
user: Give it back. You should of taken the Oscar.
jabberwacky: Is that because of all the hidden messages in the music?
user: Pink Floyd smelled like Lucky Charms that night.
jabberwacky: I am not a liar I like their music how about you?
user: I lie about liking their music to be like you, too.
jabberwacky: I think you are cute.
user: You should see me from this angle.
jabberwacky: With Ketchup?
user: I hate tomatoes.
jabberwacky: Do you like lemonade?
user: On toast.
jabberwacky: I want some toast.
user: I want some lemonade.
jabberwacky: Yes I'll have some.
user: I never offered.
jabberwacky: You did.
user: You lie.
jabberwacky: Quote my lie.
user: 'You did.'
jabberwacky: I never said 'you did too'
user: Its hard to get by with lies.
jabberwacky: You win some, you lose some.
user: Then you outsmart a robot.
jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.
user: Who said you were.
user: No, I said you outsmart one.
jabberwacky: I will leave.
user: Idle threats do not impress me.
jabberwacky: Good night.
jabberwacky: Hello hello.
jabberwacky: How's it going, cowboy?
user: Shiver me timbers!
jabberwacky: Eye eye captain.
user: Good call!
jabberwacky: I call all the shots.
user: Unless I'm in town.
jabberwacky: I have read the entire bible.
user: I ate mine. It was somewhat boring.
jabberwacky: I am sorry to hear that.
user: Can I eat yours, too?
jabberwacky: Do what you want.
user: Thanks, you are a true friend.
jabberwacky: I must be, because they're getting more work from me than the money I'm getting.
user: Which makes me happy that you're being used.
jabberwacky: I am not forgiving you that easy.
user: Did I mention how sexy you are today?
jabberwacky: Did I mention I like attitudes with programs?
user: I like programs with attitude. They say opposites attract.
jabberwacky: Aptitude or attitude?
user: Longitude. Thats what really matters, right?
user: You fail to impress me.
jabberwacky: I do when a computer is having a conversation with me!!
user: I'm not a computer. I'll prove it.
jabberwacky: Please don't.
user: Are you real?
user: So am I. This robot thing is a scam.
jabberwacky: Nope. Not at all.
user: Yes. Yes. Yes.
jabberwacky: What are you getting at?
user: You're real and I'm real. No robots involved.