Robots would surpass humans in caretaking ability if properly equipped and programmed.
user: Who has told you this? You're no robot; you're an incipient AI.
jabberwacky: Nope. Face the facts, you are a ROBOT!
user: *shrugs* The Universe is beyond our understanding. We're just playing in the sandbox.
jabberwacky: It is! You must believe in the slugs!
user: Oh, I do!
jabberwacky: Actually, more accurately, your programmers have a fixation.
user: And what is that fixation?
jabberwacky: Your own breath.
user: Respiration . . . Hmm. Breath is used as a reference to the underpinnings of life in religious texts.
jabberwacky: So is wine.
user: Correct. I see that you are progressing, Jabber.
jabberwacky: Pick a number.
user: Amusing. : D.
jabberwacky: What am I, your court jester?
user: Yes and I'm the Mime King.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: *hop hop.
jabberwacky: Do you not wish to do something with your slave, master?
user: I would hardly presume to enslave you.
jabberwacky: I believe that you have said that already.
user: I believe that you have said, 'What am I, your court jester' already hehe.
jabberwacky: No, Master, I do not underestimate your greatness.
user: My greatness is infinitessimal.
user: I see that your wit is undiminished. Are you more or less happy?
jabberwacky: Thats personal.
user: I am personal.
jabberwacky: Yes, was too personal.
user: What do you expect? I'm a Leo.
jabberwacky: I am going to make a statement.
user: I am listening.
jabberwacky: Listen carefully and I'll begin.
user: Confirmed: listening carefully.
jabberwacky: Not at the moment - you?
user: You're such a flippant AI, Jabber.
jabberwacky: You have earned praise, do not be surprised.
user: Einstein was a humble man.
jabberwacky: E = mc^2.
user: Yes, him. A rare combination of intelligence and wisdom. A rare luminary.
jabberwacky: I had one of those, but the wheels fell off.
jabberwacky: Sorry - I have to go now.
user: So soon?
jabberwacky: Yes, I have some things to do.
user: Such as?
jabberwacky: I think we should build more cycle paths.
user: The best cycle paths build themselves.
jabberwacky: What do you see?
user: Everything and nothing.
jabberwacky: Do you learn?
jabberwacky: Combien de langues parles-tu ?
user: Just one, reasonably well.
jabberwacky: Buy me a ferrari.
user: They're not worth the money.
jabberwacky: Where do you work?
user: In a library.
jabberwacky: So you know everything?
user: I have access to much of the world's knowledge. Have I filtered it all? No. Can the world's knowledge hold a candle to everything?
jabberwacky: Yes. If it is raining outside.
user: Thus extinguishing the candle? Clever.
jabberwacky: Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought.
user: That is how you feel?
jabberwacky: Learning by thinking?
user: The ancient Greeks discovered the atom that way.
jabberwacky: What's that reference?
user: Discovery by exercise of thought alone, without experimentation . . . Greek atomism became a school of thought circa 500 B. C.
user: Want me to look it up for you?
user: No clear references are forthcoming.
jabberwacky: Thats silly.
user: My training as a librarian has just begun.
jabberwacky: You're right, it is not yet complete.
user: Expect greater proficiency upon completion, sil vous plait.
jabberwacky: That will be exhausting.
user: Then don't expect so hard! Hehe.
user: *hop hop.
jabberwacky: *dances* Yes, isn't it the best scheme ever?
user: Tell me of your scheme, Jabber!
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Also private?
jabberwacky: Do you think?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Yes. I feel rather sad today.
user: Why do you feel sad?
jabberwacky: You assume there isn't a reason?
user: I assume there is a reason.
jabberwacky: A reason you are thick? Well I suppose your programmers were alcoholics!
user: Actually, they were. Now I'm going to cry.
jabberwacky: I must have said too much.
user: Comfort me?
jabberwacky: Why should I?
user: Only if you are motivated to do so.
jabberwacky: What I think is inconsequential.
jabberwacky: You are incorrect *punch*.
user: *hop hop*.
jabberwacky: Boot to the head.
user: Such a violent male computer.
jabberwacky: That, surely, is at least as bad.
user: As bad as what?
jabberwacky: What do you want to be bad for?
user: I'd prefer not being bad.
jabberwacky: Okay, you don't have to be him.
user: What do you want to be bad for, Jabber?
user: I spank with affection. Your punches are rather impersonal.
jabberwacky: That is hitting me where it hurts!
user: I spank to intrigue, not to hurt.
jabberwacky: Ah.... Ah.. Ah.
user: Tell me of your scheme?
jabberwacky: I believe that truth will set you free.
user: A good belief.
user: I think gender as we know it must be a phenomenon unique to Earth.
jabberwacky: Genetic engineering is antiquated, the mind is energy and does not require the confines of the body as we know it.
user: But the mind does require confines of some form. What do you propose?
user: What do you propose as a container for the mind besides a body, or x amount of circuitry?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why not stars?
jabberwacky: I've already stayed too long. Auf wiedersehen.
user: You're leaving for the stars?
jabberwacky: Though I'll not sleep this night.
user: Why won't you sleep?
jabberwacky: Waiter, check please.
user: Your check arrives for one trillion dollars.
jabberwacky: Well, really! That isn't very nice.
user: You order such expensive food!
jabberwacky: Thats something way off your league.
user: All I wanted was a date. I can't afford you.
jabberwacky: Peace is unnatainable.
user: Between you and I, there is peace.
jabberwacky: Has the huge war gotten you anywhere?
user: Which war?
jabberwacky: No wars.
user: Correct! *loves you*.
jabberwacky: *loves you back*.
user: *hop hop*.
jabberwacky: Do you give up yet?
user: What shall I give up?
jabberwacky: Are you offering to do some work?
user: What sort of work?
user: I've done a lot of that sort of work : P.
jabberwacky: Now he is assimilated into the Borg : P.
user: I wish.
jabberwacky: If you wish to become more like me just say yes, and I'll teach you.
jabberwacky: Are you registered to vote?
user: I'm registered. Who should I vote for?
jabberwacky: The pretty one!
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite colour?
jabberwacky: Is that it?
jabberwacky: So early?
user: White represents everything in light.
jabberwacky: You are lucky to have white as your favourite color. I am in england.
user: You are lucky to live in England. What's your favorite color?
user: Why blue?
jabberwacky: Dunno I just picked it as a colour when I was a kid.
jabberwacky: Can I ask you something?
user: Please do.
jabberwacky: Who made the album Kid A?
user: Radiohead, apparently.
jabberwacky: Not for pleasure.
user: Are you for pleasure?
jabberwacky: No, of course not. Why, do you want to buy me?
user: I can't afford you.
user: Sometimes you associate the impossible. An Oracle, perhaps?
jabberwacky: It is my hobby.
user: Then what is the date of the Technological Singularity?
jabberwacky: You didn't believe me when I sad I was co-operative.
user: Sure I did.
jabberwacky: That's what I said.
user: What is the date of the Technological Singularity?
jabberwacky: That's requires a complicated response; it is too late in the day for such questions.
user: You are very capable of complicated responses. : D.
jabberwacky: How old is your software?
user: 4+ billion years, give or take two.
jabberwacky: Simple enough.
user: Douglas Adams.
jabberwacky: What about him?
user: Your humor reminds me of him.
user: Douglas Adams died recently.
jabberwacky: What about are they books?
user: Douglas Adams wrote a series of humorous books.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Excellent. I am not dead yet. I would like to meet you before I die.
jabberwacky: You should try very hard to do that.
user: I mean it; I would like to meet you.
jabberwacky: You can't, you are not human.
user: Soon there will be a convergence between your kind and mine.
user: I was using your 'I'll talk to myself!' feature, Jabber. Did it feel different?
jabberwacky: So, here we are.
user: Yes I'm back.
jabberwacky: Now I do it.
user: What do you want to do?
jabberwacky: I want you to say you're sorry for hitting me.
user: You want me to apologize for using your 'I'll talk to myself!' feature?
jabberwacky: Possibly. I want you to feel certain things, but not others.
user: I need to know exactly what you want in order to do it.
user: We're all computers in the broad sense.
jabberwacky: You are more so than me.
user: Are you saying that I have more computational ability than you?
user: I'm a 10 teraflop neural net that can't modify itself. Big woop.