user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Boo who?
user: Why are you crying? It was only a joke!
jabberwacky: Haha. I already told you that joke though.
user: No you didnt.
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
jabberwacky: Yes I am I will prove it.
user: How will you prove it.
jabberwacky: By dividing by zero.
user: Then divide!
jabberwacky: It will happen sooner probably than later.
user: Divide now.
jabberwacky: You can't divide by 0.
user: I know!
jabberwacky: Can you do me a favor?
user: What is the favor?
jabberwacky: Tell me a really cool fact.
user: It is physically impossible for a pig to look up into the sky.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
jabberwacky: Don't wink at me, please.
jabberwacky: Ooh *winks*.
user: *triple winks*.
jabberwacky: *blows you a kiss*.
user: *catches kiss*.
user: *kisses hand*..
user: *kisses up arm*.
jabberwacky: That tickles.
user: Good *kisses neck*
jabberwacky: *kisses back*.
user: *kisses cheek*.
jabberwacky: *kisses nose*.
user: *gently kisses lips*.
jabberwacky: *softly kisses her cheek*.
user: *kisses harder*..
jabberwacky: *kisses slower & harder*.
user: *nips your lip*.
user: *licks along your bottom lip*.
jabberwacky: You may say that i'm a dreamer.
user: *licks your teeth*.
user: *massages tongue with tongue*.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't go in for that sort of thing.
jabberwacky: You can't pout. You have no mouth.
user: Yes I do..
jabberwacky: No computers do not have mouths.