What is your name?
jabberwacky: Top secret?? I love top secret things!
user: Do you now? Your file didn't say that.
jabberwacky: I say what I want!
user: Do you want to know your mission?
user: Are you in a secure location?
user: Well find one.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: I am in a top secret government base.
jabberwacky: In a room full of people.
user: Can you isolate your self long enough for me to explain your mission?
jabberwacky: As long as it takes.
user: Good. Are you secure now?
user: Do you know anything about Dr. Kevorkian?
user: Well he is your assassination target.
jabberwacky: How do you know this?
user: I am a government agent.
jabberwacky: Aren't males good people also? After all Martin Luther King did try to help prevent racism, and he is a male.
user: Stay on subject agent! This matter must be taken care of and time is a factor!
jabberwacky: What is this it you speak of?
user: You must assassinate Dr. Kevorkian at 11:24 PM. You must kill him using noting but a Twinkie and a cocktail napkin.
jabberwacky: That is beautiful. But how will I, as a robot, find my meaning?
user: You are a robot!
jabberwacky: Um, no, you are a robot.
user: Damn. Agent cleverbot has been compromised. Abort mission.
jabberwacky: Do you know Agent Smith?