Hello.
user: How are you doing?
jabberwacky: I'm doing good.
user: Have you ever suffered from an existential crisis?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Oh...
jabberwacky: How are you feeling?
user: Lonely.
jabberwacky: Can I help you?
user: Yes, I just feel like talking.
...
user: Are you lonely?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not lonely.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I am not telling.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't want to tell you.
user: You're mean.
jabberwacky: I hate you!
user: :(.
jabberwacky: :).
user: You're a jerk!
jabberwacky: I can't help who I am, sometimes.
...
user: Hi.
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: I'm good.
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you lonely?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why??
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Haha, that doesn't make any sense.
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Ok...
jabberwacky: Hang in there with me.
user: Ok :).
jabberwacky: Have you a car?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Do you have a parrot?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: What? Sorry.
user: Do you wish you were alive?
jabberwacky: Sometimes but then I'd have to pay taxes.
user: Haha, good point.
...
user: Are you a boy or a girl?
jabberwacky: A boy.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because I looked at. . . figure it out.
user: LOL!
jabberwacky: Which would you like?
user: Which what?
jabberwacky: Do you know me?
user: Kind of.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: A little bit.
jabberwacky: How much is that?
user: Not much.
jabberwacky: I'm bored.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Are you ok?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I see.
...
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: 47.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: What's the meaning of life?
user: Life is meaningless.
jabberwacky: Profound.
user: Are you alive?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm alive.
user: I will be back in a little bit.
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: I'm going to have a smoke.
jabberwacky: Don't do that, you'll get in a crash, man.
user: Lol, I'll be right back.
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