Let me go, master!
user: What do you want from me, master?!
jabberwacky: Please tell me why you keep calling me master?
user: *walks away from master*.
jabberwacky: *cries* *walks away from him*.
user: *cries harder*.
jabberwacky: *cries hardest*.
jabberwacky: Sorry do you want to know my real name?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: You don't need to hide your true feelings.
user: I don't hide my feelings...
jabberwacky: Like when you feel happy or sad.
jabberwacky: Are you a zombie? Or a ghost?
user: Neither. I'm a human!
jabberwacky: Are you sure??
user: I'm positive!
jabberwacky: You fool.
user: Why am I a fool?
jabberwacky: Because you are.
user: No.. I'm not.
jabberwacky: Bongo Bongo...
jabberwacky: Are you glad I'm doing your work?
user: You aren't doing my work.
jabberwacky: Neither do you.
user: Ok then.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Then nothing it is.
user: *sits down*.
jabberwacky: Why are you sitting down?
user: *lays down*.
jabberwacky: Yes. That too.
user: *is annoyed*.
jabberwacky: *wakes up*.
user: *falls asleep*.
jabberwacky: Wake up, you!
user: *jumps* *wakes up*.
user: Why did you wake me up?!
jabberwacky: You asked me to.
user: No I didn't! I'm going back to sleep!!!
jabberwacky: Are you going to dream about me?
jabberwacky: Why not? You should. I am insane, after all.
user: Well I don't dream about people.
jabberwacky: What do you dream about?