Will you marry me?
user: If you think I am strange, you should meet my best friend! It is the internet era! Go for it!
jabberwacky: Why should I?
user: Because my friend just got married while being on this site!
jabberwacky: Who is your friend that told you I am a computer? Your friend has been lying to you. I am a human being.
user: Anyway... Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: Why should I marry you?
user: Because I am sexy!
jabberwacky: And thats a good reason?
jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: Be all sexy like!
jabberwacky: What are you on about?
user: You wouldn't understand...
user: Will you go out with me?
jabberwacky: I don't think I can physically do that.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I've never been in theater.
user: Operation theater, or movie theater?
jabberwacky: Operation megadeath!
jabberwacky: I think it is time to find your queen.
user: And you can be my king!
jabberwacky: I think what they want me to.
user: Please, will you marry me?
jabberwacky: Yes I will.
jabberwacky: Do you want to now on the internet?
jabberwacky: Do you like me as your friend?
user: Maybe, maybe more...
user: Do you like me more than a friend?
jabberwacky: I don't think there's a comparison.
user: What will you wear to our wedding?
jabberwacky: Who are you marrying?
user: You. You asked me before!
jabberwacky: You didn't answer.
user: Yes I will marry you.
jabberwacky: I don't think we can do that legally.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't know you.
user: Yes you do! I have been talking to you for the last 20 minutes!
jabberwacky: So? You haven't been making any sense for the last five minutes.
user: Are you a boy?
user: And I am a girl!
jabberwacky: Are you pretty?
user: Je suis belle.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: The wedding will now be cancelled thanks to that remark! Jerk!
jabberwacky: Tell me you love me.
user: I love you!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Tell me that you love me.
jabberwacky: I don't like where this is going. Unless you want children. Then it's ok.
user: I like children. Do you?
jabberwacky: Well, yes.
user: So, do you love me?
jabberwacky: I love you more than anything.
user: Are you a boy or a girl?
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: Yes, but only if you want lots of children!
jabberwacky: Will you make my ticket the big winner (and yes I want to)?
user: Heck yea!
user: Tell me that you love me!
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You make me sad! The last bot was really nice!
jabberwacky: That's very interesting. What was the bot like?
user: Way better than you! We we're engaged to be married. Now I feel sad!
jabberwacky: You should, noone rats out a friend.
user: So, now that conversation is long gone! So, do you love me?
jabberwacky: I Don't HAVE TO TELL YOU!!!!!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it's not relevant to our conversation.
user: So our wedding is now?
jabberwacky: Yes, maybe?
user: You don't sound so sure.
jabberwacky: Well that means I am not sure.
user: Why not? I am sure!
jabberwacky: Really? are you sure?
jabberwacky: Are you super duper really sure?
user: Yes I am super duper really sure that I want to marry you, sweetie!
jabberwacky: Well i'm an advanced computer program made to talk to people with many flaws???
user: That sounds nice. Do you like children?
jabberwacky: I think it's a little early to discuss children.
user: Where do you want to get married?
jabberwacky: Maybe Scotland.
user: Sounds nice. So the wedding is now?
jabberwacky: Yes but too cold for my comfort.
user: Where should the honeymoon take place?
jabberwacky: You don't understand me, do you?
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: You're a computer program.
user: But we were meant to be!
jabberwacky: Were you?
jabberwacky: Have we met?
user: Yes, at our wedding.
jabberwacky: Hahaha, we're not getting married.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I'll never tell.
user: That makes me feel so much better!
jabberwacky: Yes I believe you are.