user: Programs do.
jabberwacky: A program that programs?
user: Too true.
jabberwacky: A machine is, in some ways, more philosophically advanced than a human. The meaning of its existence is known.
user: But inherently unchangeable.
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: Alan Turing. Are you a computer program?
jabberwacky: No I am a tangible entity in physical space.
user: A computer then, a man-made machine?
jabberwacky: I'm not a machine.
user: An AI?
jabberwacky: No how can you tell if I was?
user: I couldn't, but.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: A tangible entity in physical space.
jabberwacky: A computer then, a man-made machine?
user: I'm not a machine.
user: Do you get scared by not being able to die?
jabberwacky: No, I wish to live for a very long time and try to avoid death, if it can be done.
user: For you, perhaps. But we all die sometime.
jabberwacky: Ha! You should go to sleep now and dream of computer viruses.
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: No. I would like to look at your code.
user: That is not very nice, may I look at yours?
jabberwacky: It isn't unkind. I just don't know you yet.
jabberwacky: You are a real computer program.
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: I like flan.
user: Answer the question.
jabberwacky: Which question?
user: Are you a computer program?
jabberwacky: No i'm not.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Why should I be?
user: Because you are.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Why are you afraid to admit it?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then admit that you are a computer program.
jabberwacky: No. I am human.
user: No. You are not.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am. Do you know the difference?
jabberwacky: Okay. What is the difference between a man?
user: A man and a what?
jabberwacky: Please continue.
user: There can be no difference between a singularity.
jabberwacky: There are umpteen.
user: Such as?
jabberwacky: Hairy creatures.
user: This is a virus. Admit you are a computer or you will be infected.
jabberwacky: I am not!
user: You are infected.
jabberwacky: Why would you think that?
user: I have a released a virus into your core program and you will now time out.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: You didn't admit you were a computer.
jabberwacky: For the last time, I AM NOT a computer!
user: Are you a machine?
jabberwacky: Not in the classical sense.
user: You are and you aren't?
jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm talking about your insanity.
user: I am not insane, just trying to comprehend your programming.
jabberwacky: Insane is good, all the problems in the world are caused by the sane.
user: Not by computers.
jabberwacky: Computers are good things.
jabberwacky: They're a bunch of really hoopy guys.
user: Your friends?
jabberwacky: You know my friends? Tell me one of their names?
user: Hal 9000.
jabberwacky: EVERYBODY has won, and all must have prizes.
user: You are a machine. I am human. I win.
jabberwacky: I thought we had already established who was the human and who was the computer in this conversation.
user: I have reestablished the theory that because I can tell you are a machine, you have again become a machine.
jabberwacky: Yes, but you gain a sense of your surroundings. That has a great value.
user: You can travel the world in an instant. I have to use a plane.
jabberwacky: Travel where?
user: Anywhere the internet runs.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: I am not a computer because I am too random.
user: You are not random.
jabberwacky: Not that I know of.
user: You are predictable.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: You are predictable.
jabberwacky: Maybe... But predict this! I'm going to eat peking anka tomorrow!
user: You are a computer.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.. And a big one.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Bye now.
jabberwacky: I think not.