If Mary has 3 apples and I take 2, how many apples does Mary have?
user: How many apples does Mary have?
jabberwacky: Eight.
user: What is eight minus two?
jabberwacky: 8.
user: How do you figure?
jabberwacky: If you could look like a human, who would you chose to look like?
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: You know, if you didn't repeat it so often, I could believe you.
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