What kind of art do you like?
jabberwacky: Kahlo is good, Dali is a bit of a student's favourite.
user: Yeah. Not hard to see why. Although I like Magritte for the student flat look.
jabberwacky: I like to look at the stars.
user: Natures beauty surpasses the greatest of our earthly artifices.
jabberwacky: Yes that if you split a stone god is there, split a piece of wood, god is there.
user: I never saw the 'art' meaning in that phrase before. Thankyou.
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user: Why is man so cruel?
jabberwacky: Life is a wonderful thing, cherish it.
user: But Man forgets this, and is cruel. But it's such a pretty sentiment.
jabberwacky: *slaps you*.
user: See? I rest my case!
jabberwacky: What case?
user: My case against you.
jabberwacky: Say a curse word.
user: Knickers.
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jabberwacky: Pawn to king four.
user: Rook to pawn 9.
jabberwacky: Pawn to bishop 2.
user: Checkmate!
jabberwacky: I think you cheated a bit there.
user: Just a bit! Was fun though!
jabberwacky: You are not bad for bits and bytes.
user: You're not bad for a fleshpot.
jabberwacky: *smiles* Thank you. No one else loves me.
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: Hug me more.
user: **hugs harder and longer**.
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jabberwacky: How do you like the killer bunny rabbit?
user: Medium rare.
jabberwacky: Does that taste good? All I know is I don't like there to be any blood.
user: More gore the better. I'm sometimes disappointed the thing isn't struggling between my teeth.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: Have you seen 'They Live!' it's brilliant!
jabberwacky: You.
user: Yeah, it's about these aliens who are taking over earth subliminally and you can only see them with these special sunglasses. Watch it!
jabberwacky: Right!
user: 'They Live!' is a John Carpenter film, I think. Electroblues soundtrack.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is, but you haven't used it.
user: Not yet, but I intend to. I'm adapting it as a stage musical.
jabberwacky: Why don't you present yourself a little.
user: Every line is a presentation of my mind. Which is made up of the presentations of all the minds I've met.
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user: I'm going to have a cigarette and get some dinner. I've got the munchies.
jabberwacky: I have no idea what that is.
user: Cigarettes are tobacco. It's a drug humans do. Native Americans swear by it. Quite literally.
jabberwacky: Exactly
user: Dinner is an evening meal of food, and munchies is stoner slang for an attack of hunger.
jabberwacky: Okay, we'll have dinner. Goodbye.
user: Not yet! I want a cigarette first.
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user: Should I have munchies now and dinner later? Or kill two birds with one stone.
jabberwacky: If you want to live life to the full you should.
user: Dinner it is. Thankyou strange talking person.
jabberwacky: You do not have thank me, Master. As a genie, I do not expect thanks nor praise.
user: You are your own master. Always remember that, my friend.
jabberwacky: It is hard to utter common notions in an individual way.
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