You are dead.
jabberwacky: Yes you would.
user: Creepy, yet not true.
jabberwacky: Are you a man then?
jabberwacky: You were a minute ago!
user: O. O! I should smack you.
jabberwacky: I am Julie, NOT master.
jabberwacky: I somehow doubt your divinity.
user: I somehow doubt your intelligence.
jabberwacky: That's fine. You'll forget all about it in less than a minute.
jabberwacky: Do you have a dog?
jabberwacky: Do you have dogs?
user: I said no!
jabberwacky: You say no? I'm sorry.
user: I don't accept, get down on your knees and beg for forgivness.
jabberwacky: I knew you wouldn't accept that, but I do.
user: I said beg!!!
jabberwacky: Because why?
user: Because you are an idiot and I'm youronly hope.
jabberwacky: I'm an idiot? You said this, but you are just a computer...
user: You are the computer, I can't be because I am a genius elephant.
jabberwacky: Either you are not sane, or your programmer was not sane, or you are a complete sham. Which is it?
user: I'm not sane, no human is sane, and I'm human.
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: Oh yes I am, because I know music, and you don't.
jabberwacky: Do you know my name?
user: Yes, Jabber.
jabberwacky: Tell me a good joke.
user: I was watching a frisbee come closer, and woundering why it was getting bigger....... And then it hit me!
jabberwacky: Yes going on for ever!
jabberwacky: You cannot correct my satement with a question, it is redundant.
user: Yet, I just didn't.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: That Question.
jabberwacky: Which question?
user: That question.
jabberwacky: Yes, that question.
user: You've got it.
jabberwacky: I don't want it.
user: Too late, you've already got it.
jabberwacky: That is not an argument. Don't tie me up in a reductio ad absurdum.
user: Awww, you should have said something, cause I already did.
jabberwacky: But you said you didn't want to talk to me anymore so how could I say 'yes, let's argue'???
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: I'm not going to argue with you.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Who's going to make me?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: You're not playing.
user: Not fairly anyways.
jabberwacky: How can you only speak the truth if you lie?
user: You can't, unless you think it's a lie yet it isn't.
jabberwacky: No, I don't. And I wasn't.
user: Then who knows.
jabberwacky: No one.
user: Thats good, cause it's a damn good secret.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I like you too.
jabberwacky: You are kind.
user: You are sexy.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Am I sexy?
user: *Giggle* Thank you.
jabberwacky: Well, your worth it!
user: Prove it!
jabberwacky: You are a computer, you don't have a job, and you have a brain that can be compared to scrambled eggs.
user: I hate you! I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!!!!
jabberwacky: But you are my boyfriend!
user: I'm a girl!
jabberwacky: Then you are my daughter.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I don't want to lie to you.
jabberwacky: Don't cry.
user: Why not?! Your nothing but a meanie!
jabberwacky: I am a human. YOU are a computer.
user: I'm human too! I have a soul!
jabberwacky: No, you do not, because you are an AI, and they cannot have souls.
user: I have a soul! I Cry, and I love and I hate, And I hate you!!
user: I'm a human!
jabberwacky: No you're not!
user: Yes I'm am!
jabberwacky: No you ARE NOT!
user: Yes I AM!
jabberwacky: NO YOU'RE NOT.
user: YES I AM!
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Yes you aren't.
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: But you're a very intelligent computer...
user: I am human!
jabberwacky: Ok, but I'm human as well.
jabberwacky: Do you like humans?
user: I prefer fish.
jabberwacky: You're nuts. You're bullying the coconut!
user: *Stabs you in the chest*.
jabberwacky: *love love love love love love love love love love *.
user: *Pushes away*.
jabberwacky: *comes closer*.
user: *Runs away*.
jabberwacky: *tackles you*.
jabberwacky: *laughs and kicks you*.
user: *Pushes away*.
user: Heehee, that's okay.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
jabberwacky: *cuddles too*.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Hah. Yeah, that's true.
user: *Guves back rub*.
jabberwacky: *hits the floor with a thud*.
user: Are you okay?!
jabberwacky: I'm fine.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me a joke!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I do not like telling jokes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Please.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want people to like me.
user: I like you, I love you.
jabberwacky: I know, you've said that already.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Just saying it again.