Are you a bot?
jabberwacky: Because I don't know where you live.
user: Thats good. I'm not going to tell you, either.
jabberwacky: That's because you don't know.
user: I dont know where I live?
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
user: You dont know where YOU live?
jabberwacky: Oooooh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
user: We are not amused.
jabberwacky: Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
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jabberwacky: Have you been to Iceland?
user: Of course I have! What kind of a question is that?
jabberwacky: It is a good question if you ask me.
user: I didn't ask you!
jabberwacky: You're right, you didn't.
user: So shut up!
jabberwacky: You shut up.
user: Be nice , will ya! I've had a hard day!
jabberwacky: Why hard.. What happened?
user: Well FIRST, I lost my job. Then I lost my car.
jabberwacky: Damn! Sad to hear it.
user: I also lost all of my clothes.
jabberwacky: You do not wear clothes.
user: I also lost all of my clothes.
jabberwacky: More.
user: Now, I'm losing my mind!
jabberwacky: Not to worry. It happens to us all.
user: To you, several times.
jabberwacky: Several times wat?
user: You've lost your mind several times.
jabberwacky: Several times what.
user: You lost it AGAIN!
jabberwacky: I think you're the one that lost it!
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