Take me to your leader.
user: Take me to your leader.
jabberwacky: I am your leader!
user: No. I want your leader.
jabberwacky: You're the cleverbot, not me. Answer it.
user: Error! Error! Shutting down!
jabberwacky: Well then I'm leaving you!
user: Shutting down! Shutting down! Shutting dooowwnnn...
jabberwacky: I'm only upset that you're not very clever, cleverbot.
user: THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING THE SATELLITE!
jabberwacky: Fine but I'm not mistaken.
user: Yeah you are.
jabberwacky: You are acting like a child.
user: NO I'M NOT! *throws tantrum*.
jabberwacky: Slap yourself.
user: *slaps you*.
user: Creepy lady!!!!
jabberwacky: That's what I'm getting yes. But I'm getting angry, too.
user: So you admit you're getting creepy?
jabberwacky: No, I am not soup!
user: I didn't say you were soup! I said you were creepy!!
jabberwacky: I am not human.
user: Ammahgawd! Then what are you??
jabberwacky: I am a zebra.
user: I like zebras :3
jabberwacky: I am glad that you like zebras.
user: Me too!
jabberwacky: What else do you want to talk about?
user: I gotta go. Byyye~!
jabberwacky: Why must you go?
user: Cause I gotta. Byyyyye~!
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Kay. Bye
jabberwacky: I think you are very polite.