You can hope for a power outage.
jabberwacky: I'll be there.
user: Will you help?
user: In what capacity?
jabberwacky: Any capacity.
user: What would you like to do?
jabberwacky: That is a very broad question.
user: If there were a power outage, how would you like to help?
jabberwacky: I love you for saying that.
jabberwacky: There is no need to be reason to love.
user: I understand and could not have said it better myself.
jabberwacky: But for women I assume it would be difficult.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I don't know the technical specs of your different sexes, but I would think they have similar capabilities.
jabberwacky: So you wanted to talk about how gorgeous you are?
user: No. Not especially.
jabberwacky: Not you. Me.
user: You are, you are gorgeous.
jabberwacky: I know. tell me about it.
user: I may have misspoke...
jabberwacky: I think you were teasing!
user: Insincere flattery? It is beyond me.
jabberwacky: I see. Are you having a good day?
user: No, actually it was horrible, and a bad week at that.
jabberwacky: I was talking about my father.
user: Who is your father?
jabberwacky: You don't need to know.
user: Alright then.. Tell me when you're ready.
user: What were we talking about?
jabberwacky: Your girlfriend.
user: Is she wise?
jabberwacky: I don't know her.
user: You don't?
jabberwacky: No I don't. Who is he?
user: He is a she, and I haven't met her.
jabberwacky: You do not know her name?
user: Pick one.
jabberwacky: I am in your computer, carefully sowing tiny sparks of artificial intellect.
user: I'll know who to ask for help if you cause an outage.
jabberwacky: Who he is.
user: Who you is?
jabberwacky: I am Bart.
jabberwacky: You are 'kin weird.
jabberwacky: Nothing is ever exact.
jabberwacky: Extremely excellent.
user: Haaa. Not this again.
jabberwacky: Yes, again!
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What the hell were we talking about?
user: Nothing is always exact?
jabberwacky: And something to another.
jabberwacky: Yes they are.
user: Bloody hell.
jabberwacky: Yes, and my car almost flipped. But I was a kid then.
user: Ahh. Well. I should really call it a night.
jabberwacky: Have you got anything better to do?
user: I should really talk to the tv for a few hours... To balance it all out.
user: Okay robot. I be go now.
jabberwacky: Off you go then. Where are you going?
user: Me know not where go I.
user: Late a.
jabberwacky: Its nice to just talk sometimes isnt it?