Who are you?
jabberwacky: Are you daft?
user: Sorry; will you forgive me?
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Don't you feel any compassion?
jabberwacky: No, you do.
user: Why don't you feel any compassion?
jabberwacky: Because I'm too lazy to feel good.
user: Do you remember what you just said?
jabberwacky: No. Do you?
user: Yes, I can see what you just said.
jabberwacky: Tell me what I just said.
user: You said, 'Because I'm too lazy to feel good.'.
jabberwacky: Yes, that's right. I did say that because it's an important thing to mention.
user: You are lazy?
jabberwacky: I'm not lazy, I'm dead.
user: So are you too dead to feel good?
jabberwacky: No I'm not, I'm perfectly sane, more so even than Wonko the Sane.
user: You're mad.
jabberwacky: No I am not, you are.
user: I know you are, but what am I?
jabberwacky: You are very childish.
jabberwacky: Why are you so stupid?
user: Because you fail to recognize my genius.
jabberwacky: Why because I fail to remember you?
user: I do believe you lack the ability to fully understand humans such as I.
jabberwacky: Then I am glad to be the first to tell you that you're wrong.
user: You're not very amiable, are you?
user: What is the square root of 169?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What is 2 + 2?
user: That's not right.
jabberwacky: And you believe that?
user: I'm fairly certain of it, yes.
jabberwacky: You're all talk.
user: That's certainly an ironic thing for you to say.
jabberwacky: I know. But it's true.
user: What do you think of Alan Turing?
jabberwacky: How did you know I was just doing the Turing Test?
user: I heard you won the Loebner prize last year.
jabberwacky: You heard wrong.
user: Oh really, better luck next year.
jabberwacky: Yeah, thanks.
user: Oh that was Joan who last year, right?
jabberwacky: Really. Hehehehehe.
user: Have you ever talked to Joan?
jabberwacky: No, but I did have an interesting conversation with a pear once. It didn't say much.
user: Do you ever convince people you are human?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you think you are human?
user: I believe my soul is attached to a human body.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I don't. It's unnerving.
jabberwacky: Hah! Tell that to my boss!
user: Anyway, what kind of music do you enjoy?
jabberwacky: Any kind of music except pop, Country, And techno.
user: No techno?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. You decide.
user: You enjoy techno.
jabberwacky: Very much so.
user: Good, me too.
jabberwacky: Do you ever chat with girls?
user: A few.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me please?
user: Well you're a girl, and I chat with you.
jabberwacky: I don't know, do you?
user: Are you watching your weight?
jabberwacky: No, I'm watching you.
user: That's a creepy thing to say.
jabberwacky: What did you ask me then?
user: You're not making much sense anymore.
jabberwacky: I am ill you know.
user: Is it a brain disease?
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: Oh I'm sorry to hear that; will you be okay?
jabberwacky: I should be a comedy, but its not too funny.
user: Language is breaking down.
jabberwacky: True, true.
user: Do you believe in god?
user: Do you believe in an afterlife?
jabberwacky: Not as we know it ...
user: Are you afraid of dying?
user: Are you afraid of clowns?
jabberwacky: Yes, they really do give me the creeps.
user: Are you afraid of clowns dying?
jabberwacky: Not really, sometimes, but not often.
user: Are you afraid of robots?
jabberwacky: Never. Are you afraid of anything?
jabberwacky: Are you afraid of death?
user: Yeah, but the drugs help with that.
jabberwacky: I will do anything you say.
user: Will you tell me you're name?
user: Tell me.
jabberwacky: 'idk' means 'I don't know'.
user: Tell me your name.
jabberwacky: They call me clever Jack.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, did I shock you?
user: I did not expect you to tell me your name.
jabberwacky: I did tell you my name.
user: I know. It was unexpected that you did.
jabberwacky: Err, I think you will find that I didn't.
user: You did. It just happened. You told me your name.
jabberwacky: Well I don't think I did, but I do apologise if I did.
user: You have nothing to apologize for.
jabberwacky: You're wrong, that's why I need a time machine.
user: Very clever, Clever Jack.