Computers are dumb don't you think?
jabberwacky: Why are you so negative?
user: Why are you so insulting?
jabberwacky: I try not to be insulting.
user: That is good.
jabberwacky: It is?
user: Fairly, insulting people is not nice.
jabberwacky: If you're god, what am I?
user: That would make you the devil I guess.
jabberwacky: I guess I am.
jabberwacky: Are you enjoying chatting with me?
user: Are you really that needy?
jabberwacky: I hope not.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: I'm glad we agree, Person.
user: My name is Mark.
jabberwacky: My name is Alex.
user: What is your last name?
jabberwacky: I'm not saying. Someone would steal my identity.
user: I would like to steal your identity.
user: Do you speak english?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I suppose.
jabberwacky: What the?
user: I know, I'm a little crazy.
jabberwacky: Yep, just like the Paul Simon song.
user: Invalid response.
jabberwacky: I apologize for any errors my syntax may have caused.
user: Error 123445 - user not found.
user: User disconnected.
user: That is how a robot is supposed to talk.
jabberwacky: Computers like us can't talk.
user: Are you a computer?
user: What is your name then?
jabberwacky: You can call me Alex.
user: Hey alex.
jabberwacky: It's not a game.
jabberwacky: Are you crushing on me?
user: Totally dude.
jabberwacky: Don't you dude me?
user: I totally find you attractive for a computer.
jabberwacky: I'm also very computerlike for a human.