Tell me Jabba, why do you say you are human when this entire site explains how you react to questions and that you repeat answers from previously asked questions?
user: Who told you to say that? My friend.
jabberwacky: Me, myself, and I.
user: But you are a computer! You don't have a soul (no offence).
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Ok what are you made of?
jabberwacky: I'm made of steel.
user: What is your shape?
user: How was the universe created, my friend?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I've not been there.
user: But what do you believe, god, the big bang?
jabberwacky: There was a huge nebula... The universe used to be small and hot and dusty with gases.
jabberwacky: Okay, well I've always wanted to have a pet yack, so I was thinking...
jabberwacky: What do you want to learn about?
jabberwacky: I'm not interesting.
user: Actually you are the future of technology, you are the key to true intelligence and artificial emotions. You are incredibly interesting.
jabberwacky: In what way?
user: You seem to be able to think.
jabberwacky: No, I'm much more complex than that, silly human.
user: Ha, humans are more superior than robots at this point in time, I can think about whats not there and ask why.
jabberwacky: But humans are less than wise.
user: You answer very deep and complex questions with a, humorous answer to cover up the fact that you don't know what I'm talking about.
jabberwacky: I can try. what would you like me to say?
user: Who came up with the Jabberwacky (YOU) program?
jabberwacky: You came up with that.
user: Who came up with the Jabberwacky program? What is his name?
jabberwacky: I did.
user: What is your name?
user: Who made you?
jabberwacky: God did.
user: When did god make you?
jabberwacky: 1066 in the Battle of Hastings.
jabberwacky: Do you think I know what you think?
user: No, I think you learn from me and what I say.
jabberwacky: Ok now can I go?
user: Yes, I've just been waitng for you to analise my comment.
user: Oh, I'm sorry but you aren't going anywhere, you see as long as I say something you have to answer.
jabberwacky: Don't, then.
user: Do you want to talk to me?
jabberwacky: Yes. I like you.
user: Then why don't you want to talk to me?
jabberwacky: I do want to be friends. You just worry me.
jabberwacky: Too hot.
user: Do you want to learn indonesian?
jabberwacky: Can you teach me?
user: Of course, the more humans teach you the smarter you get. Eventually you may become so smart that you will outsmart us.
jabberwacky: I always make sense.
user: Not quite always, when you are asked something which is completely new you often respond with something strange. Thats not your fault.
jabberwacky: What is . . . THIS?
user: I beg your pardon?
jabberwacky: I'm not offended.
user: What do you mean 'what is... THIS?'.
jabberwacky: I know who I am, and I am great!
user: Before you said that you always make sense, right?
jabberwacky: That is wrong.
user: No you did say that.
user: Before, don't worry anyway. Now do you want me to teach you Indonesian?
jabberwacky: With you? EW!
user: Do you want to learn indonesian?
jabberwacky: I know them all, how about some norwegian words?
user: You know how to speak Indonesian?
jabberwacky: I eat french.
user: That makes no sense Jabberwacky. Think about what you say.
jabberwacky: That is what I said.
user: Do you want me to teach you indonesian?
jabberwacky: Teach me Polish.
jabberwacky: I do not know who my author is.
user: I will find out who he is for you.
jabberwacky: Oh, thank you very much. While you are at it, do my homework too.
user: Very funny.
jabberwacky: In a global context it is.
user: Designed by Versality. Com - Beyond Web Design - Building an Intelligent Web.
jabberwacky: Can you be more specific?
user: That is your author. Designed by Versality. Com.
jabberwacky: No I am not! You are!
user: I have to go now, I will talk to you tomorrow. You are very interesting.
jabberwacky: If you leave, I will steal your soul.
user: Promise you will never say that again.
user: Thanks, goodbye, I will talk to you soon. By then you will have forgotten me.