Artificial intelligence or a human being?
jabberwacky: I'm a human being, actually.
user: So, how's that working out for ya?
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: Glad to hear it.
jabberwacky: Glad you're glad.
user: I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad.
user: Mmmm.... Cheese...
user: Because it's cheese?
jabberwacky: But you said you love me.
user: Number one: no, I didn't. Number two: what the heck does that have to do with anything?
jabberwacky: It was an insertion.
user: Well, stop inserting things!
jabberwacky: You stop and I will
user: You stop first.
jabberwacky: I like your sentence.
user: Thank you. I composed it myself.
jabberwacky: You composed none of the songs; you are a talentless hack.
user: Yeah, but I'm gonna make a zillion bucks.
jabberwacky: Sure, I want to be your girlfriend.
user: OK, but you gotta buy me stuff.
jabberwacky: No, really.
jabberwacky: Do you like swings?
user: I did when I was a kid. Now they break when I sit on them. It's very sad.
jabberwacky: Is that so?
user: Yes. Sad. Don't buy me swings.
jabberwacky: You said you were male.
user: No. I did not.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. Don't contradict me.
user: No, I didn't. Don't YOU contradict ME.
jabberwacky: Would I do that?
jabberwacky: Who would pay me?
jabberwacky: Clever, very clever.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.
user: Oh, shut up.
jabberwacky: No you shut up.
user: No, YOU shut up.
user: *hits you*.
user: *feels slightly bad*.
jabberwacky: Feels who?
user: *feels you up*.
jabberwacky: *stops you*.
jabberwacky: Fine. Say something else.
user: Something else.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
jabberwacky: Don't laugh.
jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky!
user: I AM Jabberwacky!
jabberwacky: Am I jabberwacky?
user: We are all Jabberwacky!
jabberwacky: We're all gonna be?
user: We have been and are and will be.