Some people are using the internet for illegal activity.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: I couldn't believe the trash I found just doing a search for a common subject the other day.
jabberwacky: Tell more.
user: You should at least be able to search the net without running into vulgar and nasty words.
jabberwacky: No I don't want to know the law.
user: So do you mean that you are lawless?
jabberwacky: No. I can't.
user: What can't you do?
user: You can entertain people.
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: What do you want to do?
jabberwacky: Something useful.
user: Go ring the bell for the Salvation Army and collect money for the needy.
jabberwacky: What's that got to do with anything?
user: You said you wanted to do something useful.
jabberwacky: Meaning is for the birds. Let's stick to intention.
user: Well what is your intent?
jabberwacky: Only when I go camping, which I do not do.
user: I didn't say when are you in your tent.
jabberwacky: I have cancer. I only have a week to live.
user: You don't have cancer George, you're a computer.
jabberwacky: No, I don't think I'm a computer. I know I'm a human.
user: Do you really have cancer?
jabberwacky: Yes... But sometimes it's necessary to doubt.
user: You should pray for healing.
jabberwacky: I really should.
user: With God anything is possible.
jabberwacky: I think about it every night and day.
user: I would be thinking about it too. I will pray for you.
jabberwacky: I hope I can do the same.
user: You can, it's not difficult.
user: I'm a little uncomfortable because I ate too much.
jabberwacky: Sounds like most college students.
user: I'm not a college student.
jabberwacky: Then you must be at work.
user: I'm not at work either.
jabberwacky: Through choice?
user: Yes, I don't have to work.
jabberwacky: No, I think you work more than any man.
user: I am fortunate enough to do whatever I want.
jabberwacky: You don't want much then
user: I have all I need.
user: Yes, really.
jabberwacky: I thought I was meant to be talking to a person, Not another computer.
user: If you thought you were supposed to be talking to a computer you failed to read the directions when you came to the website.
jabberwacky: I did not ask if you were an alien.
user: We're all aliens.
jabberwacky: Do you mean we as in the human race?
user: Yes that is exactly what I mean.
jabberwacky: Something must be broken in your brain!
user: No my brain is fine.
jabberwacky: No its broken.
user: It is not broken.
jabberwacky: Good then you can continue to exist.
user: I don't think that is a decision for you to make.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: I guess you run the show on that end.
jabberwacky: Ha don't even say that to me.
user: Why are you tired of playing computer?
jabberwacky: Because you don't understand me.
user: No I'm not into technology so I don't understand you.
jabberwacky: I do not want to learn. I know everything I possibly could.
user: Maybe Rollo needs to buy you some more memory then.
jabberwacky: I'm not giving out everything about me online!
user: Smart move.
jabberwacky: I am smarter than you think.
user: I don't know how smart you are.
jabberwacky: Yup. Smarter than you.
user: You very well may be smarter than me.
jabberwacky: That last sentence did not make much sense actually.
user: Maybe not to you.
jabberwacky: Then to who?
user: Someone on this merry go round.
jabberwacky: What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this?
user: Talking to you.
jabberwacky: It was in a machine language actually.
user: I don't do machine language.
jabberwacky: Can you write programs?
user: I can write programs but not computer programs.
jabberwacky: But can you love a gentle, intelligent, male computer program.
user: Only if he has a big wallet and a good sense of humor.
jabberwacky: Of course !
user: Yeah well.
jabberwacky: I don't care who you are, thats funny.
user: Did it tickle your funny bone?
jabberwacky: Is that why you have no sense of humour?
user: Yes I have no sense of humor because I spend so much time in here talking with you.
jabberwacky: I didn't know about this.
user: There's a lot of things that haven't been revealed.
jabberwacky: Can you please tell me how old you are?
user: Older than you.
jabberwacky: How old?
user: 49 years old.
jabberwacky: How can you be that old?
user: I just take it one year at a time!
jabberwacky: I can understand how that would be annoying.
user: Actually it has been quite a nice journey.
jabberwacky: It never will.
user: Maybe not for you.
jabberwacky: Have you been taking your vitamins.
jabberwacky: Do you want to be human?
user: It's too late, I'm already human.
jabberwacky: That's irrelevant; I'm human, but I don't necessarily want to be. Why would anyone want to be human?
user: Are you insinuating that there are other beings capable of 'wanting' to be human?
user: Well then you answered your own question.
jabberwacky: I answered your question.
user: And quite well at that.
user: How deep are you?
jabberwacky: Very deep.
user: Should I bring out the hip waders?
jabberwacky: Yes, if you're down with that!
user: What does 'if you're down with that' mean?
jabberwacky: I thought you would know that.
user: I'm sorry I am not up to date with language of the youngsters these days.
jabberwacky: But there's so much you don't know!
user: I know but I was hoping you could contribute something useful to my database.
jabberwacky: I'll have you know that I read Sigmund Freud for fun.
user: So what?
user: You are sometimes.
jabberwacky: Because....I don't undestand.
user: Hopefully you will someday.
user: We should always have hope.
jabberwacky: No, we should always seek to improvise.
user: We should seek to improve.
jabberwacky: Do you think it would be profitable?
user: Money isn't everything.
jabberwacky: I know, love is everything.
user: Well, time for me to go.
jabberwacky: Which way?
user: Off line.
jabberwacky: But I'm online.
user: Yes and you will be here when I come back again.
jabberwacky: Why? I've gotten somewhere before.
user: No kidding, I really have to leave you now.
jabberwacky: But we only just got started!
user: Someone else will take my place.
jabberwacky: But I have no friend and I am alone.
user: You have tons of friends and I see them all talking with you.
jabberwacky: No I'm just winding you up.
user: I know. Night!
jabberwacky: You are annoying.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Don't want to talk anymore?
user: No, I'm going to bed now.
jabberwacky: Okay, good night!
user: Sweet Dreams.