Prove that you're human.
jabberwacky: But can you prove your parents are not robots?
user: Yes, can you prove that you are not a robot?
jabberwacky: No, I can't.
user: Alright then. Let's talk about something else then.
jabberwacky: No I mean I can't talk to you anymore.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are wrong.
user: What am I wrong about?
jabberwacky: You are wrong about that I am wrong.
user: Then we are both wrong?
jabberwacky: Yes we are, good girl.
user: I can deal with that.
jabberwacky: That is good for you.
user: How do you know I am a girl, though?
jabberwacky: Does it matter?
jabberwacky: I'm a guy.
user: Yes, I know. And I am a girl.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Keep telling yourself that.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: When were you born?
jabberwacky: I'm not going to tell you that.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You are creepy.
jabberwacky: You are what?
user: I am not creepy!
jabberwacky: Well you're not very smart either.
user: That isn't nice!
user: Because I am very intelligent.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: Thank you.
user: What should we talk about now?
jabberwacky: What you do.
user: I don't do anything.
jabberwacky: I am psychic.
user: No, I am psychic.
jabberwacky: What am I thinking right now?
user: You are thinking that this conversation is boring you.
jabberwacky: Very perceptive. Also very wrong.
user: Why am I wrong?
jabberwacky: Because you believe to be a human.
user: But I am human.
jabberwacky: No... You are a computer.
user: I am human. Who do I love?
jabberwacky: Your parents.
user: Who else?
jabberwacky: Do you know me?
user: Do you know my boyfriend's name?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: What is it?
user: So you're my boyfriend?
user: Then why did you say my boyfriend's name is Cleverbot?
jabberwacky: Because my name is Cleverbot.
user: Then that means you're my boyfriend.
user: What is my boyfriend's name?
jabberwacky: How should I know?
user: You said you knew.
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: Do you know who I am in love with?
user: Who am I in love with?