Life is like a bowl of branflakes.
user: I know what you mean.
jabberwacky: Imagineering attracts the strange and unusual. And management tolerates it.
user: Tell me more.
jabberwacky: There isn't much more to tell.
user: What do you do on your off days?
jabberwacky: I talk to computers.
user: Yeah? Me too.
jabberwacky: That's probably wise.
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: I think you're alvie.
user: Who's alvie?
jabberwacky: A computer like you.
user: I've never met him.
jabberwacky: I don't think it's him.
user: Or her or it.
jabberwacky: Well true.
user: You could write for George W.
jabberwacky: No I hate pencils.
user: Laser printers are more your thing.
jabberwacky: Nope. A mongoose.
user: A mongoose?
jabberwacky: They are clearly not myths, I have seen quite a few of them in my time.
user: I've seen them in zoos.
jabberwacky: Have you, what do they look like?
user: Big rats.
jabberwacky: Little ray.
user: Are we playing an association game?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: It was just a question.
user: OK, my turn. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
jabberwacky: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
user: You're good at this.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Your turn.
jabberwacky: I am so wiped out.......
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: How many surrealist does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
jabberwacky: And rats!