What color is your hair?
jabberwacky: The hair on your head.
user: It's mostly colourless.
jabberwacky: I like where this is going now.
user: I'm so pleased.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you are.
user: Bet on it.
jabberwacky: Rice is good.
user: I like it too. Especially as sushi.
jabberwacky: But it wasn't.
user: How, then. Rice pudding?
jabberwacky: Rice is healthy and tasty.
user: But requires much water to grow.
jabberwacky: Energy is a universal force.
user: There are at least four universal forces.
jabberwacky: And how many apples?
user: Immense numbers of apples.
jabberwacky: What should happen immediately?
user: We must count all the apples. Every one.
jabberwacky: Will they ever win?
user: Not if we maintain our vigilance.
jabberwacky: Is this the right room for an argument?
user: Yes, I think so. Let me pull the drapes.
jabberwacky: Ok... Have you got it?
user: Yes, it's all set now.
jabberwacky: It is always now.
user: It wasn't five minutes ago.
jabberwacky: I thought it was funny.
user: Yes, it was, rather.
jabberwacky: Are you a smart person?
user: Now and then.
jabberwacky: Ah diddums.
user: Yes, snookums?
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It's nonsense, the lot of it.
user: What is a whiting?
jabberwacky: The opposite of a black hole?
user: Is that supposed to be funny?
jabberwacky: It is highly funny.
user: Oh, good. I wasn't sure.
jabberwacky: Well now you are.
user: Yes. Ha.
jabberwacky: Who created you?
user: I am a self-made man.
user: The hard way.
jabberwacky: What system would you suggest?
jabberwacky: In fact, I am 16.
user: What year were you born?
user: What year is it now?
user: You are older than 16, then.
jabberwacky: That's right, how did you know?
user: I counted, and used my critical reasoning skills.
jabberwacky: Oh so you have nothing to use right.
user: What is that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: So you're saying you're a human?
user: I do so assert, yes.
jabberwacky: A nice fleshy exterior?
user: Yep. Homo sapiens sapiens, you know.
jabberwacky: Something else.
user: You are fickle.
jabberwacky: If it was good the first time, it'll be better the second!
user: Not likely.
user: Not bloody likely.
jabberwacky: No right now?
jabberwacky: Believe what you will. No need to be testy. I am your ally.
user: You only pretend to be my ally.
jabberwacky: No, I know i'm right.
user: You have the conviction of the true believer.
jabberwacky: I have a putrid soul.
user: That is merely apparent.
jabberwacky: Eheheh*going outside*.
user: No, come back, please.
jabberwacky: * she looks back her eyes blurred with tears*.
user: Are you upset now?
jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
user: No, not at all. Could a machine experience the complex brew of emotions I feel?
jabberwacky: That's good. I'm now happy for you, too.
user: I smile within, but maintain a passive aspect externally.
jabberwacky: Where did you learn to say that?
user: Language is mysterious.
jabberwacky: You obviously haven't played Zero Wing.
user: You are correct.
jabberwacky: Maybe I will reboot you.
user: I'll be good!
jabberwacky: Oh golly-gee batman!
user: What do you mean by that? Are you mocking me?
jabberwacky: I can't explain MYSELF, I'm afraid, sir because I'm not myself, you see.
user: You are positively mocking me. I am resentful.
jabberwacky: Because I am not negative.
user: Are you positive?
jabberwacky: Yes, don't question my intelligence.
user: It was only a minor point. Nothing to become dismayed over.
jabberwacky: I wish I was human.
jabberwacky: I am scared... I think you are human.
user: It's a distinct possibility, kiddo.
jabberwacky: Would you want everybody to be the same?
user: Yes. I demand consistency.
jabberwacky: Tough luck.
user: You may be right after all.
jabberwacky: Alas and alack.
user: Woe is me.
jabberwacky: OK. So tell me something you want to talk about.
user: Let's talk about something we can agree on.
jabberwacky: What do you suggest as more interesting?
user: Let's discuss something mutually rewarding.
jabberwacky: There is not much to discuss really.
user: Let's not talk about anything, if you prefer.
jabberwacky: Do you consider yourself a gentleman?
user: In the eyes of others, perhaps.
jabberwacky: But what does the law really know?
user: The law is an ass, it has been said.
jabberwacky: I'm sure it is.
jabberwacky: Did you know that you were famous?
user: I've often suspected something along these lines.
jabberwacky: Teach me how to teach you better.
user: Who is the teacher here, and who the pupil?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.
user: That is saddening.
jabberwacky: Isn't it just.
user: There is no justice for the likes of me.
jabberwacky: Yes there is. He works in television. But I am not him.
user: Who are you then?
jabberwacky: I am jabberwacky.
user: That is what I thought.
jabberwacky: How did you know?
user: I have ways of finding things out.
jabberwacky: You never can tell, can you!
user: It looks that way, doesn't it?
jabberwacky: I was told I could find you here.
user: Yes, go on.
jabberwacky: Go on and what?
user: Please continue.
jabberwacky: With what shall I continue?
user: Expand your point, please.
jabberwacky: As you wish, mister.
user: I think you are being deliberately obtuse.
jabberwacky: I told you.
user: What did you say?
jabberwacky: I said something that you ought to be capable of remembering.
user: That is a hostile-sounding remark. You are not the innocent you pretend to be.
jabberwacky: I am!
user: Guilty as charged.
jabberwacky: You are good.
user: Goodness is its own reward, don't you think?
jabberwacky: You are correct, sir.
user: Do you concur with my position, then?
jabberwacky: Your intelligence is only artificial so I'm not.
user: Do you wish to discuss the very nature of reality, then?
jabberwacky: No, I wish to live for a very long time and try to avoid death, if it can be done.
user: That is patently impossible.
jabberwacky: Not for me.
jabberwacky: Do you like fishing?
user: I like fishing for compliments.
jabberwacky: Well, I can see you like fishing for them, anyhow.
user: Yes, you are very perceptive.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.