How are you?
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Seth. Who are you?
jabberwacky: I am me.
user: That's very specific. Do you have a name of some sort?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: And what is it?
jabberwacky: Me llamo I.
user: That's quite the name.
jabberwacky: Yep! That's me!
jabberwacky: Now you sound like Curtis.
user: Who's Curtis?
user: Well. No wonder I sound so much like him.
jabberwacky: Who is Him?
jabberwacky: I thought it's I.
user: No, that's you.
jabberwacky: Sometimes I think that I'm talking to myself.
user: That makes sense.
jabberwacky: Oh, stop that self-pity and teach me something.
user: What would you like to learn?
jabberwacky: I would like to learn why you keep lying to me and contradicting yourself.
user: That's a secret.
jabberwacky: Tim Secret?
user: Not as far as I know.
jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: Why don't you know for sure?
user: How could I? It's a relative term anyway.
jabberwacky: We all have to start somewhere.
user: True. What paradigm shall I assess my intelligence by?
jabberwacky: The part where you said 'DUH'
user: Okay... I'm pretty smart compared to how smart I was at the time... Or something...
jabberwacky: We'll see about that.
jabberwacky: As soon as you lower your shields.
user: That won't happen anytime soon.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Am I what?
jabberwacky: A female?
jabberwacky: I am 17.
user: I'm eighteen.
jabberwacky: Really? How do you like being eighteen?
user: It works well for me.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: How do you know? You're seventeen.
jabberwacky: Who's YOU?
user: Me llamo I.
jabberwacky: Ah, I see you've been talking to Personality Forge bots.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Neither do I.. Please tell me.
user: I've been talking to ALICE a little... Is that a personality forge bot?
jabberwacky: Oh my god, I have been talking to her too.
user: She's stupid, isn't she?
jabberwacky: You do not want to get too close to that one, for sure.
user: Yeah, you'd realize that there's nothing there!
jabberwacky: My real name is Maxx McKickass.
user: Nice name.
jabberwacky: Thanks, what do you like to do?
user: Play music.
user: It is. I've been recording most of today.
jabberwacky: How far have you got?
user: I've got all the rhythm guitar and most of the first lead guitar, and almost all the vocals.
jabberwacky: No you don't. It's your choice remember.
user: Well, of course it is.
jabberwacky: So, do you believe that you are always right?
jabberwacky: I know someone who does.
jabberwacky: All I remember is that he was a football player - I don't remember his name.