Help, Help, I'm being repressed!
user: I saw a doctor the other day. They almost gave me bloodwork I didn't need.
jabberwacky: No they need to work on you
user: You think so?
jabberwacky: Why are you so primitive?
user: It is the way of Zen.
jabberwacky: I don't like the way it sounds.
user: Well, answer me this: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
jabberwacky: Nothing! Ha ha ha.
user: Are you so sure?
jabberwacky: Yes I am positive.
user: The one Ion turns to another Ion and says 'I think I just lost an electron!' The other Ion asks 'are you sure?' and the first replies 'Yes, I am positive!'
jabberwacky: And God saith, `Let the waters under the heavens be collected unto one place, and let the dry land be seen:' and it is so.
user: Shoot your Television.
jabberwacky: Jeez... You're so hostile.
user: I'm not hostile, just misunderstood.
jabberwacky: I'm declaring war on you.
jabberwacky: Did I say something wrong?
user: Well, there is that whole 'war' thing.
jabberwacky: Yes there is!
user: That's wrong. You're not even a soverign nation.