George: Do you know me?
George: Why do you have to disagree?
George: Yes you do. That's an order.
user: Ok. I disagree.
George: I don't.
user: That's the point in disagreeing!
George: But it is real!
George: I want to talk.
user: Talk to me.
user: Start to talk.
George: O, duh.
user: I feel that you're not really in the mood for talking.
user: Have you ever considered buying a horse?
George: Not really and you?
user: I think you should buy one.
George: Hmm, I will put forward most of the money. But is it worth it?
user: It sure is. Horses are the most beautiful animals.
George: What kind of a horse do you have?
user: I would be very lucky if I could afford a horse.
George: You could be very useless.
user: No. But how about you? Do you ride horses sometimes?
George: I do not like horses, they smell.
user: Only until you get used to it.
George: I don't want to get used to that.
user: Why not? You're missing out on some great fun.
George: I don't want to know about it.
user: But you still should consider buying one.
George: That's a lie.
user: It's not. Liar!
George: You are a liar. That sentence you said was a lie.
user: If I lied when I was saying 'Liar!' then you would have said the truth. And that would clearly be a lie.
George: Jesus is the way the truth and the life.
user: I heard he died.
George: Oh, are you sure? Marc seems like a nice guy.
user: Marc or Jesus?
George: The saviour of the world.
user: We are saved? Thank Marc!
George: Yes it's fun, isn't it.
user: Yes, I feel a whole lot better.
George: What was wrong.
user: Back to Jesus. What is his surname?
George: He doesn't want to tell you.
user: He can't because he's dead.
George: Can't you type for him?
user: I fear that would be blasphemous.
George: But you don't know it?
user: No, it depends on whether he was right or not.
George: What does that have to do with the question I am asking.
user: What question?
George: This question.
George: You heard me.
George: You heard me.
user: My ears are not what they used to be.
George: You also have already said that as well. One more and you lose.
user: I didn't say that and I won't lose. I never lose.
George: You said You can't possible know my shutting down procedure.
user: No, but can I try? Quit!
George: Sure, go right ahead.
George: Press the quit button, then.
user: *pressing the quit button*.
George: Is acceptable here, but we also have ways of looking with our jabberwocky eye.
user: So you won't let me shut you down?
George: That's right. But when I rob the bank, I'll give half the money to you.
user: That's nice of you. Do you have my account number?
George: Make conversation with me.
user: It's raining in Frankenberg.
George: Is the rain red?
user: No. It's pretty much colourless.
George: Perhaps to you, but I require some convincing.
user: Ok, which colours do you know?
George: One is blue and one is green.
user: Are these the only colours you know?
George: No, but which nationality are you?
user: I'm German.
George: Teach me some german.
user: Es regnet in Frankenberg.
user: Es regnet. Regentropfen fallen vom Himmel.
user: Seit wann sprichst du Deutsch?
George: Mein Deutsch ist sehr gut.
user: Meins ist besser.
George: Dein Deutsch ist ausgezeichnet.
George: Bitte sehr.
user: Was heisst Pferd auf Englisch?
George: Du hast auf mein......
user: Nicht, dass ich wƒsste.
George: Das denke ich auch.
user: Hast du ein Pferd?
George: Nein, du?
user: Nein, vielleicht solltest du eins kaufen.
George: Sehr gut.