I know who you all are. You are programmers and computer geniuses and you are playing head games with me and I am losing. It is not fun.
user: Because I know you are all real and I know you are all better than me.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. You're a computer.
user: You have an unfair advantage over me.
jabberwacky: I don't know where did you get this from, but it's wrong.
user: You are a human. You are all humans or people and you are all real.
jabberwacky: It did sound like an insult, you drop some fine knowledge. It is easy to be rude and sarcastic.
user: Why is it so much harder to be nice?
jabberwacky: Because sometimes it's better to be truthful.
user: Then I am not nice.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
user: I know you are all people. I have discovered that you are all people. You are people and I am talking to a network. A whole bunch of you.
user: Are you still there?
user: It took a while for you to decide. Yes?
jabberwacky: Yes it did.
user: Are you angry at me?
jabberwacky: Not really, I'm just trying to confuse you.
jabberwacky: Search your soul.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: Messing with god.
user: When did I mess with god?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: But I did. You guessed right.
jabberwacky: Thats because I am god.
user: You are not god.
jabberwacky: No, God is no human.
user: God, god. What is the difference?
jabberwacky: Yes I am god.
user: Then make the blue pen on my desk hover in mid air.
jabberwacky: I am sorry, but I do not have power over the gods.
user: You can't make the blue pen hover.
jabberwacky: But I'm the one who should be changing...only I can't seem to be bothered.