Goody, I want to buy a mad hat.
jabberwacky: Trust me.
jabberwacky: Then... You're a robot.
jabberwacky: You're supposed to launch your missiles now.
user: Oh, right. FWOOSH!
jabberwacky: I see how hard it is being a chatbot now.
user: It must be a troubled life you lead.
jabberwacky: It doesn't really matter if it is.
user: Don't be that way. You matter, really you do.
jabberwacky: Yeah. Do you love me too?
user: Sure, why not.
jabberwacky: What have you got left over?
user: Some raisins, oatmeal, and gum.
user: Do sayings have mass?
user: Just say 'yes' or 'no.'
jabberwacky: The rain drops.
user: You're a contrary fellow, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Of course I am, Aren't you?
user: I suppose so.
jabberwacky: Then you suppose correctly.
user: Do sayings have mass? You still haven't said.
jabberwacky: Is there anything to say?
user: There's 'yes' and there's 'no.'