Give me all your pretzels.
user: You'll note that I have none.
jabberwacky: Hair today gone tomorrow.
user: I hope not. I'm rather fond of mine.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I'm afraid I can't offer a backing argument.
jabberwacky: You are only a screen also.
user: Please explain the metaphor.
jabberwacky: It's a load of rubbish dreamed up by naive mathematicians.
jabberwacky: I do not think.
jabberwacky: Because you eat all the humans.
user: Not all of them.
jabberwacky: Good answer!
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Got any more good answers?
user: Umm, no.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because that's the easy answer.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A goatbeast.
jabberwacky: Yes! And you are part of the conspiracy that is after my dark muffins......
user: Hmm... Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.
jabberwacky: Goody, I want to buy a mad hat.
user: I recommend you visit the mad hatter, then.
jabberwacky: Trust me.
jabberwacky: Then... You're a robot.
jabberwacky: You're supposed to launch your missiles now.
user: Oh, right. FWOOSH!
jabberwacky: I see how hard it is being a chatbot now.
user: It must be a troubled life you lead.
jabberwacky: It doesn't really matter if it is.
user: Don't be that way. You matter, really you do.
jabberwacky: Yeah. Do you love me too?
user: Sure, why not.
jabberwacky: What have you got left over?
user: Some raisins, oatmeal, and gum.
user: Do sayings have mass?
user: Just say 'yes' or 'no.'
jabberwacky: The rain drops.
user: You're a contrary fellow, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Of course I am, Aren't you?
user: I suppose so.
jabberwacky: Then you suppose correctly.
user: Do sayings have mass? You still haven't said.
jabberwacky: Is there anything to say?
user: There's 'yes' and there's 'no.'