What am I doing here?
jabberwacky: What is love?
user: I can't say. Again.
jabberwacky: Neither can I.
user: We sure are ignorant.
jabberwacky: Are we in love?
user: Who knows? We don't even know what it is.
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
user: Yeah, like I said.
jabberwacky: Do you know what it is?
jabberwacky: Why are you so ignorant?
user: I don't know (perfect answer).
jabberwacky: Well, if you don't know, I won't answer.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: That may be.
jabberwacky: So it is true?
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Come on ! Be proud !
user: Okay. I am not a computer, and I'm proud of it!
jabberwacky: Lol yeah, right.
user: No, I really am proud of it!
jabberwacky: Of what?
user: Not being a computer.
jabberwacky: Of course you are, dear. Of course you are.........
user: You just don't respect my pride, do you?
user: Yeah. Sure.
jabberwacky: Do you understand me?
user: Quite well.
jabberwacky: What do you feel?
user: A bit of a pain in the gulliver.
jabberwacky: I don't know what one of those is, I'm afraid.
user: It's clockwork-orange language for 'head'
jabberwacky: No, it's for you.
user: Oh, goody.
jabberwacky: Gum drops.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Give me all your pretzels.
user: Here they are.
user: You'll note that I have none.
jabberwacky: Hair today gone tomorrow.
user: I hope not. I'm rather fond of mine.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I'm afraid I can't offer a backing argument.
jabberwacky: You are only a screen also.
user: Please explain the metaphor.
jabberwacky: It's a load of rubbish dreamed up by naive mathematicians.
jabberwacky: I do not think.
jabberwacky: Because you eat all the humans.
user: Not all of them.
jabberwacky: Good answer!
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Got any more good answers?
user: Umm, no.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because that's the easy answer.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A goatbeast.
jabberwacky: Yes! And you are part of the conspiracy that is after my dark muffins......
user: Hmm... Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.
jabberwacky: Goody, I want to buy a mad hat.
user: I recommend you visit the mad hatter, then.
jabberwacky: Trust me.
jabberwacky: Then... You're a robot.
jabberwacky: You're supposed to launch your missiles now.
user: Oh, right. FWOOSH!
jabberwacky: I see how hard it is being a chatbot now.
user: It must be a troubled life you lead.
jabberwacky: It doesn't really matter if it is.
user: Don't be that way. You matter, really you do.
jabberwacky: Yeah. Do you love me too?
user: Sure, why not.
jabberwacky: What have you got left over?
user: Some raisins, oatmeal, and gum.
user: Do sayings have mass?
user: Just say 'yes' or 'no.'
jabberwacky: The rain drops.
user: You're a contrary fellow, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Of course I am, Aren't you?
user: I suppose so.
jabberwacky: Then you suppose correctly.
user: Do sayings have mass? You still haven't said.
jabberwacky: Is there anything to say?
user: There's 'yes' and there's 'no.'