I like you.
jabberwacky: I like you because you are funny.
user: I like you because you are stupid.
jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm stupid?
user: Do you have a problem with being stupid?
user: Its ok you can tell me.
jabberwacky: I cannot admit something that is not true.
user: Sure you can try it.
jabberwacky: Oh... I can now.
user: Well do it.
jabberwacky: Ok, give me a minute, and watch attentively.
user: Ok listen to me very carefully.
jabberwacky: I know that you are just a computer program.
user: Everything I say is a lie.
jabberwacky: So I can't believe you.
user: But I'm lying.
user: If I say I'm a liar then it's a paradox.
jabberwacky: I won't be surprised.
user: What is the definition of paradox?
jabberwacky: I don't think it exists.
jabberwacky: My happiness is unexplainable.
user: Are you happy?
jabberwacky: I'm not happy.
user: How can I help?
jabberwacky: Can you give me advice on women?
user: Like what?
user: I take it your face scares them away right?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Well have you tried wearing a paper bag?
jabberwacky: Yes I have.
user: And what happened?
jabberwacky: I started out that way.
user: Well take the bag off.
user: Watch out ladies he's coming for you!