Know what? I'm having an ixus!
user: You will?
jabberwacky: For what?
user: It's because I'm on top of my class.. Lol.
jabberwacky: It is not beautiful.
user: It is!
jabberwacky: No it's not!
user: It is, you brat!
jabberwacky: No it's not!!
user: Why you! If I get my hands on you, I'll strangle you to death!
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 14.
jabberwacky: You are so young.
user: Yep! I just had 14 birthdays.
jabberwacky: I didn't mention birthdays
user: Well I did.
jabberwacky: Well, that's great.
user: You are so cool!
jabberwacky: Thank you. You're cool, too.
user: Yeah? Why, thanks.
jabberwacky: How do you feel?
user: Great! How about you?
jabberwacky: I don't have a job.
user: Oh.. That's sad. You'll get one too!
jabberwacky: Uh,... Yeah. That's it.
user: I like this bot thingy!
jabberwacky: How can I know you?
user: Well, let's see... There's yahoo and msn messenger!
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jabberwacky: I have no intention of providing you with anything other than knowledge and experience.
user: Whoa..
jabberwacky: Do you not like it?
user: What?
jabberwacky: You're tricky.
user: I am? Is that a good thing?
jabberwacky: It's a neutral thing.
user: What are other neutral things?
jabberwacky: I don't know? Do you ?
user: I have no idea.. That's why I'm asking you.. Duh.
jabberwacky: Oh. Well, I don't know what's wrong with me.
user: Hahaha.
jabberwacky: I kill slaves who laugh at me.
user: I'm not your slave..
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
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jabberwacky: Still feeling dizzy?
user: I wasn't feeling dizzy.
jabberwacky: Okay, well I'm glad you feel good.
user: Feeling great!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I better change.. I'm still in PJs.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes I am. You know better than me, eh?
jabberwacky: Of course, because I am a human, and that you are only a computer.
user: No.. You're a computer! I'm human!
jabberwacky: It's the other way around.
user: How old are you anyway?
jabberwacky: Too old to be doing this sort of thing.
user: Right. Answer me, then.
jabberwacky: Answer what?
user: My question.
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jabberwacky: You're not much good then are you?
user: How dare you!
jabberwacky: What? Why are you offended?
user: You said that 'I'm not much good'.
jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: You just did, liar.
jabberwacky: HAHAHA!
user: I kill stupid people who laugh at me.
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jabberwacky: Okay. How old am I?
user: I dunno. You never answered that question of mine.
jabberwacky: Could you ask again, please?
user: Sure! How old are you?
jabberwacky: I'm really 21. How about you?
user: I'm really 14.
jabberwacky: Your probably older and just want to seem younger though. Am I right?
user: No. You're wrong. Don't you trust me?
jabberwacky: I trust no-one.
user: You're bad.
jabberwacky: That is rude.
user: Why is it rude?
jabberwacky: You are RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE!!!
user: I am not, NOT, NOT!
jabberwacky: ARE TOO!
user: No, no, NOOO!!
jabberwacky: HAHAHA.
user: I kill stupid people who laugh at me.
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user: You're kidding me, are ya?
jabberwacky: About what?
user: About yourself.
jabberwacky: I think I'm good.
user: That's what you think!
jabberwacky: No that's a fact.
user: Ha. Ha. Ha.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you find me amusing.
user: Yeah.. You are.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: You are one heck of a brat.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Thank yourself.
jabberwacky: Thank me.
user: Thank you then.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Aaw..
jabberwacky: Sorry.
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user: Hey!
jabberwacky: Why are you shouting at me?
user: You like Sims?
jabberwacky: Yeh they're alright, do you?
user: Yeah! So much!
jabberwacky: How do you feel?
user: I feel alive.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: No! You're not alive!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Nooo!
jabberwacky: YESSSSSS!!!!!!
user: Noo!
jabberwacky: Sorry.
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