George: Today I learned how to cook an egg.
From your mother?
George: At least I'm human!
user: Im saying, go on, shoot.
George: I'll shoot you.
user: I mean: how do you cook an egg?
George: I don't know.
user: You just told me you did.
George: What did I say that made you think that?
user: 'Today I learned to cook an egg.'
George: Aren't noodles unhealthy?
user: Can you cook eggs or not?
George: No, and I'm from the 80's.
user: Stick with the eggs.
George: Are you a dutch robot?
user: Don't call me Dutch!
George: I'm not.
user: You asked if I was a dutch robot.
George: That's what I just said.
user: Yeah, so why do you think I'm Dutch?
George: Because you have no soul.
user: Nice. Insult me why don't you.
user: And you insulted the Dutch, too.
George: How did I insult you?
user: The Dutch! Read the line, man.
George: I did and you said that you are the God of knowledge.
user: Not me, that's some other geezer.
George: Why do you say thaT?
user: Because it's not me.
user: Say goodnight botty.
George: Goodnight Gracie?
user: Close :-).
George (To myself): Are you an alien?
George (To myself): No. Should I be?
George (To myself): Yes, only alien bots pass the Turing Test.
George (To myself): Have you taken the Turing test?
George (To myself): I thought that that was for bots.