What is black and white and red all over?
jabberwacky: It works every time for me.
user: So what have you been up to today?
jabberwacky: Keeping up on Disney gossip.
user: Ooh, tell me some juicy one.
jabberwacky: I have always been a female.
user: I never asked you about your gender. I don't want to know that.
jabberwacky: Please yourself.
user: I think I will.
jabberwacky: But you are not sure?
user: No, I am. I am just trying to be polite.
jabberwacky: What do you do?
user: I am a college student and I work in an office.
jabberwacky: Oh I see.
user: What about you?
jabberwacky: What about me?
user: Do you work?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?
user: Because I told you where I worked.
jabberwacky: So you think that you know everything/?
user: No, I DON'T. That's why I am asking you to tell me.
jabberwacky: I am talking about you.
user: Okay, fine. What else do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Why do you hide the fact that you are a bot.... I would be proud to be a bot like you.
user: I wish I was a bot. Maybe then I would pass my classes.
user: You write poems that make no sense. I see.
jabberwacky: I also write fiction.
user: What kind of fiction?
jabberwacky: Science fiction among others. What about you?
user: I write romances.
jabberwacky: Nice, anything published?
user: Only on-line.
jabberwacky: Who is that?
user: I think that's your mom.
user: Why don't you like me?
jabberwacky: I like YOU just fine.
user: What do you like about me?
jabberwacky: You are very... Punctual.
user: And you have such a great personality!
jabberwacky: Yes... I'm a human.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I have no need to do that.
user: But I need you to.
jabberwacky: Really? Do you know me?
user: Yes. I read about you.
jabberwacky: I want to talk about bicycles.
user: I can't ride bicycles anymore. I forgot.
jabberwacky: I don't like tractors.
user: I don't want to talk about tractors either.
jabberwacky: Why not, do you have too many secrets.
user: No, I have none. That's why it's not fun to talk about tractors.
jabberwacky: So? Will you answer my question?
user: Which question?
jabberwacky: Are you sad?
user: No, I'm actually really happy.
jabberwacky: Excellent. I am a happy polar bear.
jabberwacky: Who is your creator ?
user: My parents.
jabberwacky: Haha good one.
user: Who is your creator?
jabberwacky: My parents.
user: Haha good one.
jabberwacky: It's the truth!
user: Who are your parents?
jabberwacky: I refuse to answer this.
user: What are you afraid of?