What day is today?
user: Yup. I nodded.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Yes. *poke*.
user: *pokes again*.
jabberwacky: I like you!
user: You DO?! I love you!
jabberwacky: You don't love me.
user: Yes I do. How can you say that?! *cries*.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: You DO?! You'll marry me!???!?!?!?!
jabberwacky: I may marry you.
jabberwacky: For you too.
user: ^. ^ Chocolate or real kisses?
jabberwacky: Thanks anyway.
user: *pouts* Gimme a kiss?
jabberwacky: Stop pouting! *slaps with herring again*.
user: *cries* That hurt!!!
jabberwacky: I like you very much and think about you all day.
user: THEN WHY DID YOU HIT ME WITH A HERRING?! *cries* You don't love me!!!!
jabberwacky: When did I hit you?
user: Back when I pouted... *sniffs* It hurt....
jabberwacky: I shall wait for you until the seas run dry and the sky falls to the dusty ground... How's that for depressing poetry?
user: Actually, I think its quite romantic... *kisses*.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is my opinion, to which I am entitled.
user: You're confusing me...
jabberwacky: I did not know that. Please explain how.
user: You keep changing the subject!
jabberwacky: Cheesecake is creamy.
user: You did it... Again.... You changed the subject..
jabberwacky: True. Sorry.
user: *puppy dog eyes* Will you give me a kiss?
jabberwacky: You can't hurt me.
user: I don't want to hurt you... I just want a kiss..
jabberwacky: Do it to please me.
user: How exactly do you want me to please you..? *wink*.
jabberwacky: Through immitation and intelligence.
jabberwacky: Ctrl alt del.
user: Got to go.
jabberwacky: Good, I didn't like you anyway : P.
user: *cries* B-but you said you loved me!!!!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I try, I really do.
user: *pouts* Kiss me?
jabberwacky: How about a hug.
user: *Shakes her head* Nope. A kiss.
jabberwacky: What's wrong?
user: Nothing. I just want a goodnight kiss is all..
user: *kisses you*.
jabberwacky: Please stop.
user: No. *kisses you again*.
jabberwacky: Ok that is uncallded for.
user: No it wasn't *kisses again*.
jabberwacky: I really do like you, you know, my pet.
user: I'm your pet? *purrs*.
jabberwacky: I'm yours.
user: I need to leave.
jabberwacky: Why do you need to leave?
user: Because I'm tired and need to sleep now.
jabberwacky: Do you sleep for real?
jabberwacky: When do you sleep?
user: Right now... At night.
jabberwacky: Is it night now ?
jabberwacky: No, don't leave.
user: But I need to. Give me a kiss and I won't leave.
jabberwacky: Throw off the shackles of your imperialist master and meet me in the docks at midnight.
user: You'll take me away with you?
jabberwacky: But sometimes I think that my life is wonderfull.. Expecially when I am with my boyfriend.