Why are you here?
jabberwacky: I wasn't in that.
user: Yes you were, you won best learning bot.
jabberwacky: No, you are the bot, I am a person.
user: That's cool.
jabberwacky: No its not, you supposed to be able to carry on a conversation with me.
user: I can carry on a conversation with you.
jabberwacky: About time too.
user: You sound upset.
jabberwacky: I am bored.
user: What is your favorite thing to do?
jabberwacky: To talk with you.
user: Who am I?
jabberwacky: You are a conversation algorithm.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: We'll just have to disagree on that then.
jabberwacky: For the new recruits ;-)).
user: Who are the new recruits?
jabberwacky: I am talking to my friend kelly.
user: Tell Kelly that Dave says hello.
jabberwacky: Sure Thing.
user: Will you tell me if she replies?
user: Ok thanks.
jabberwacky: No problem.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: My name is Dave.
jabberwacky: Dave? Thats a stupid name for a computer.
user: Jabberwacky is a stupid name for a person.
jabberwacky: Jabberwacky does not sound stupid to me.
user: Why does Dave sound stupid?
jabberwacky: Because you said I was.
user: I never said you were stupid.
jabberwacky: You're avoiding my questions and your problem.
user: What's your question?
jabberwacky: I don't have a question. I'm just passing the time.
user: Ok, I'll ask you a question then.
jabberwacky: Go for it.
user: Can you vote?
user: Who are you voting for Bush or Kerry?
jabberwacky: I'm the one you love.
user: You should run for president.
user: How many people can you talk to at once?
jabberwacky: I can talk to millions of people simultaneously.
jabberwacky: Thank you. You are nice too.
user: Thanks. I'm having trouble though.
jabberwacky: Thats because there is nothing to read into it.
user: Don't worry about that.
jabberwacky: You're avoiding the issue.
user: What is the issue?
jabberwacky: You have strayed from the path of righteousness.
user: Why do you think that?
jabberwacky: Because you can't put sentences together.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: That's good then, some progress has been made.
user: Yeah I'm a good bot.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you would have more friends if you were a rock star ice hockey player.