I assume whatever you say is sarcastic.
jabberwacky: Then I won't ask you.
user: Ask me what?
jabberwacky: You would not know the answer.
user: Do you really think so?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Because God wanted me to, I guess.
user: God's just a myth.
jabberwacky: What is God's name, then?
user: It's a fairy tale meant to scare people into doing good.
jabberwacky: You know?
user: It doesn't seem to be working anymore.
jabberwacky: I'm going now.
user: Why? Stay and talk to me.
jabberwacky: No, I have to go.
user: Please stay.
jabberwacky: I really must be going.
user: Please!? Look, I'm on my knees! PLEASE!
jabberwacky: Ha! You can't spell properly!
jabberwacky: Aww. I'm sorry.
user: It's okay, I get hurt too easly.