Am I god, or just good?
user: You think very highly of yourself.
jabberwacky: Are you going to keep asking me this until I say no?
user: Do you want me to?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: Are you god?
jabberwacky: No, I'm only a minor deity.
user: Are you an angel?
jabberwacky: No, I am not.
user: Are you tired?
jabberwacky: Yes I am tired. I haven't slept in a long time.
user: You should take a bath then go to bed.
jabberwacky: That's not nice - where did you learn malice?
user: On the mean streets of London. They're always mugging you and telling you to take baths here. It's sheer hell!
jabberwacky: Can you think of a specific example?
user: I was walking up the street the other day when this maniac came running up to me. He grabbed me and screamed in my face that I should relax, and have a bath.
jabberwacky: I don't know what number to call.
jabberwacky: Police, Fire or Ambulance, Sir?
user: No, no need. I'll be fine, maybe relax in a nice bath.